thecapitalofnewhampshire - a conversation piece / christmas lyrics
[verse 1: alex & jame]
alright, you know it’s a wild thing man, this capital of new hampshire, heard it’s coming out 1104
yeah the capital of new hampshire i heard its gonna be the hottest album of 2011
yeah, 2011 too, huh
yeah big year.. big year for america
10 year anniversary of 9/11 so.. that’s something
didn’t that already happen?
te+ten years ago yeah, yeah
this is gonna be this biggest thing of 2011 though
yeah, honestly, and i think it’s a lotta people who+ they’re just sleeping on it. they don’t really know what’s going on here they don’t really know that this is a+a+a passion filled project
and we’ve got some world renowned artists on this. we’ve got josephe milroy.. we got blake hall, everybody knows blake hall, cutest boy at wghs. i love ‘im. really, i’m excited because i think this is a little passion project. like we railed the f+ck outta those tracks, y’know we blew our load, and now they’re starting to grow in the womb
does it go much further than that?
and know 1104, that sh+t’s gonna be poppin out, we’re in labor right now. the album’s in labor right now. y’know it’s like turtle headin’, but it’s a baby head
wow
this sh+t+ it’s boutta go crazy
yeah i think we oughta switch it up a lil bit. i think we oughta switch it up a bit
[bridge: ted taylor (sampled)]
just remember what happens on earth stays on earth!
we gon’ put it in reverse
[verse 2: jame & alex (ad+libs)]
his diddles are gonna get skittled, that’s all i gotta say, man
woah, woah! that’s bars. hold up
his diddles boutta get, skittled (skittled)
i be middled
you know, in the bathroom i take a lil shiddle (okay)
you know, i play the fiddle
you know, i can’t be beatle
woah woah
nah, f+ck the beatles though, f+ck the beatles, they can’t compare (hold on, hold on, yeah)
[verse 3: alex]
f+ck the beatles
if it ain’t weezer, i ain’t listenin’
so, listen in to this christmas sh+t
that’s aboutta come in
oh wait, spoilers, i didn’t mean it like that, but
i’m just tryna let you know+ wait a minute
you hear that sh+t?
[bridge: alex & jame]
some christmas sh+t comin’ in? (woah)
hol’ on, y’all hear that? (y’all hear that?)
y’all hear that?
[chorus: alex, jame, jamespatvick]
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!
new year!!
have yourself a merry little christmas
uhh.. what to they even say?
i don’t know
something about christmas
merry christmas (merry christmas, merry christmas)
[bridge 2: alex]
aye, hold on, y’all mind if i have a little heart+to+heart with the listener real quick?
alright, thank you very much
uh+ hold on, where’s my jingle bells at?
thank you, thank you, thank you
[verse 4: alex]
first and foremost, let’s get this outta’ the way, okay? f+ck you fake posin’ ass dudes, alright. you know who you are, you don’t know sh+t about the music game, this is the capital of new hampshire, okay, we aren’t even trying. we aren’t even trying. this is+ this is us at like 10%, okay?
so listen, i’m ready to completely unload, i do not+ i do not give a d+mn
so uh, here goes nothing; to everybody here who thi+
[verse 5: unknown]
+does this guy think he is, dude
this guy doesn’t know sh+t about music, what the f+ck
like, who the h+ll did you think you are?
talkin’ about how ‘capital of new hampshire ain’t nothin’, c’mon man
this album sucks d+ck!
[outro: joseph milroy]
next time you hear from me will not be in any capacity you are familiar with
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