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thecomputernerd01 - baby parody lyrics

i know you’re plastic
you are not real
stop staring at me
i’m not a meal
i’m just a kid
with a piggybank
i got a huge bag full of rice
i have a future
so please don’t eat me
i’m really hot
so i made some tea
can you let me out
of my bedroom please
i’m really scared but i shouldn’t be
’cause you’re just a
baby, baby, baby doll
a baby, baby, baby doll
you’re just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out just like the shamwow guy
’cause you’re just a
baby, baby, baby doll
a baby, baby, baby, doll!
you’re just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out just like the shamwow guy
drinking coffee
in my shed
all by myself
with a roll of bread
i turned around
and there it was
the baby doll all by itself
it’s gonna eat me
why am i scared?
it’s just a doll
but maybe it’s real
i’m gonna run
and eat a cookie
this thing is weird and i’m freaking out
’cause you’re just a
baby, baby, baby doll
a baby, baby, baby doll
you’re just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out just like the shamwow guy
’cause you’re just a
baby, baby, baby doll
a baby, baby, baby doll
you’re just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out just like the shamwow guy
when i was 62
i grew a mustache
it was really hot and sweaty so i shaved it off and
taped it to the bottom on my mini-van
i found a baby doll in my backyard yesterday
so i got my leaf blower
and blew it out my way
’cause i wanted to play with this bouncy ball my
grandma bought me the other day
they make these things look really mean and scary
i found a barbie doll
and named it larry
’cause it was hairy
’cause you’re just a
baby, baby, baby doll
a baby, baby, baby doll
you’re just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out just like the shamwow guy
’cause you’re just a
baby, baby, baby doll
a baby, baby, baby doll
you’re just a piece of plastic
and you smell like rotten eggs!

- thecomputernerd01 lyrics

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