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thefeethands - the story of something lyrics

[verse 1: mr. feet]
wake up at 4:00 pm, it’s time to sh+t again
i go into the bathroom and i pull down my pants
by pants i mean underwear, i just needed a rhyme
sit down on the toilet seat, time to sh+t my insides
i’m trying to sh+t so no one bother me
and if you need to pee you’ll have to use a f+cking tree
don’t be a b+tch, i need to sh+t and p+ss
i need to my wipe my ass so i’ll take my f+cking time

[verse 2: mr. feet & wife]
my wife she wakes up at a quarter til’ 5:00
she needs to use the potty, holy f+ck, i need to wipe
please hurry up baby
i’m trying to hurry
don’t get an attitude
i’m just trying to take a poo
i need to pee
baby please don’t get angry
just clench your ass and leave
it doesn’t work that way i got chinеse!
just let me go
you’ll havе to f+cking wait
but baby hurry please
talking won’t quicken the pace
she opened the bathroom door
she huffed and looked angry
i will f+cking stab your f+cking b+lls
if you don’t let me f+cking pee
she pushed me out the seat and sat her p+ssy right on down
this marriage is over, i don’t even love you now
[verse 3: mr. feet & ]
it’s been 2 f+cking years, my wife divorced me
she got a new house and she got remarried
i went to the doctor about my r+ct+m
he said i take a while, because i’m unhealthy

i just learned the doctor married my wife
i might give up on this sh+tty life
they’re gonna have a f+cking kid
and she never visits amy and tim
you don’t need the child support
stop taking my money you f+cking wh0re
just be there for the kids, i’m sorry for needing to sh+t
why god? why? why have you abandoned me?
why did you not give me two+ply?
i could of saved my life, i could of kept my wife
so why god why god?
godd+mnit i sh+t myself

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