thelegendaniel - bye bye mr. game theorist guy lyrics
[intro]
a long, long time ago
i can still remember how his theories always made me smile
a youtube channel was his chance
to give us all a little glance
into his madness for a little while
[verse 1]
but january made us shiver
with the goodbye he’d deliver
bad news on the desktop
we couldn’t bear it if he stopped
and every theorist member cried
as we watched him sad and teary eyеd
explain that he’d step aside
thе day the theories died
[chorus]
so bye, bye mr. game theorist guy
who will make up all the theories of the games that we’ll buy?
drinking diet coke
as all the theorists cry
screaming, “sans and ness are not the same guy”
sans and ness are not the same guy
[verse 2]
did you read the book of lore?
and did you play the videos games even more
to help reveal the theory of fnaf?
and do you believe that samus can roll?
do arrows in the knee k!ll an adventurous soul?
and can you teach me the worth of fallout caps?
[verse 3]
well we all know that you drink diet coke
and you love to tell us goofy jokes
you always show us your clues
but then surprised us with your sad news!
no, not one of us would have bet a buck
that we’d be left right out of luck
and all we thought as we watched was “f+ck”
the day that the theories died
[chorus]
i started singing
bye, bye mr. game theorist guy
who will make up all the theories of the games that we’ll buy?
drinking diet coke
as all the theorists cry
screaming, “sans and ness are not the same guy”
sans and ness are not the same guy
[verse 4]
now for 12 years, for you we’ve grown
crafting more theories than we’ve ever known
but that’s just how we want it to be
should we believe whether link’s a fraud
or the myth of minecraft’s water gods
that your face and voice explain to me
[verse 5]
oh, and while his steph was looking down
the theorist in his h+rny crown
forever takes the blame
for “the best b00bs in games”
[verse 6]
and while ollie is reading more fnaf books
and the new show hosts are getting all our looks
we’ll sing about the toll it took
the day the theories died
[chorus]
we’ll be singing
bye, bye mr. game theorist guy
who will make up all the theories of the games that we’ll buy?
drinking diet coke
as all the theorists cry
screaming, “sans and ness are not the same guy”
sans and ness are not the same guy
[verse 7]
i found a reddit post with some clues
that your goodbye video hid others news
about how you’d return some day
so i watched through your videos more
of theories posted years before
and the lore from all the games you used to play
and on the screen you joked and screamed
your voice grew deeper, your theories memed
there was no hint or token
of the return that was forspoken
[bridge]
so the theorist i admire most
the father, husband, and youtube host
well, he moved his family to the coast
the day the theories died
[chorus]
and we’re all singing
bye, bye mr. game theorist guy
who will make up all the theories of the games that we’ll buy?
drinking diet coke
as all the theorists cry
screaming, “sans and ness are not the same guy”
sans and ness are not the same guy
[outro]
we’re all singing
bye, bye mr. game theorist guy
who will make up all the theories of the games that we’ll buy
as an era ends
and we all have a big cry
watching matpat give his final goodbye
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