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them hohoho$ - go elf yourself lyrics

[intro]
clutch your pearls and tighten your b+ttholes because it’s christmas
trauma is the gift that keeps on giving

[verse 1]
this blessed time of year brings me mad anxiety
that’s why i hide my beer in the town nativity
my sisters’ on the rag, my brothers’ on parole
and he’s been on a bender ever since he left the cult

[chorus]
go elf yourself, bottom shelf wasted all the way
kids are throwing yellow snow, and daddy brought a date (great!)
judgement free, honestly, whatever keeps you sane
havе a merry b+tchmas, happy alcoholidays!

[verse 2]
creepy drunk old d+ck (perv), crying in his jack
dressеd up like redneck saint nick, tryna get me on his lap
the family narcissist called me a psychopath
told her we can see your mistletoe, and she can kiss my ass!

[chorus]
go elf yourself, bottom shelf wasted all the way
we were supposed to be in the florida keys
but steve can’t leave the state (great!)
judgement free, honestly, whatever keeps you sane
have a merry b+tchmas, happy alcoholidays!
[verse 3]
every year i swear i’m never coming back
’til momma reminds us all that this could be her last
passive little digs, agressive little sh+t
cousin brinley accidentally send a picture of her tits (gross!)

[chorus]
this is h+ll! aunt mich+lle! where’s the chardonnay?
kids are throwing yellow snow, and grandpa needs aa (great!)
judgement free, honestly, whatever keeps you sane
have a merry b+tchmas, happy alcoholidays!
have a merry little b+tchmas, happy alcoholidays!

[outro]
god help us!
god left a long time ago
merry christmas everyone

- them hohoho lyrics

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