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theodd1sout - good person lyrics

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[verse 1]
i’m at the supermarket
gonna cop some rhubarb
i reach into my pocket
it’s time to get charged
i pay in cash, and i know what happens next is strange
i flash a stunning smile and say:
“you can keep the change”

[chorus]
(oh!) what?
oh yeah, i’m a good person
you can have that money (it’s yours!)
and also coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh

[verse 2]
sitting by my computer
mom comes inside the lair
“it’s smelling like a sewer
you should go get some air”
i’m gettin up, and stretch, i’m filling up with pride
i open up the door and put a single foot outside

[chorus]
(oh!) what?
oh yeah, i’m a good person
i leave my house (so healthy!)
i’m gonna put my foot back inside of my house now, uh
[verse 3]
my lifestyle’s quite unhealthy
i snacked recording this
got an expanding belly
can’t find a shirt that fits
roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim
yeah, i know that might look bad, but then i sign up for a gym

[chorus]
(oh!) what?
oh yeah, i’m a good person
i’m a gym member (gon’ get ripped)
and i will go there sometime, i just haven’t decided on a date yet, uh

[verse 4]
i’m chilling out in class
my teacher’s such a jerk
and suddenly he asks
“where is your homework?”
all my friends in panic, “no, was that today?”
i slap mine on the desk and say “i’m gonna get an a… plus.”

[chorus]
(oh!) what?
oh yeah, i’m a good person
i do my homework (model student!)
turns out i plagiarized and now i’m in detention, uh
[verse 5]
my mom is back again
“can you take out the trash?”
her mind was blown right then
“i did it before you asked”

[chorus]
(oh!) what?
oh yeah, i’m a good person
i do my chores (for mommy!)
couldn’t find a trashcan so i dumped it in the ocean, uh

[verse 6]
it’s just a regular day
or is it, grandma?
no, someone’s changin’ age and
it isn’t grandpa
other grandsons may just write on facebook walls
but i am grandma’s special boy, so i am gonna call

[chorus]
(oh!) what?
oh yeah, i’m a good person
i remember birthdays (for example, february 7th!)
you better think of me when you’re drafting up your will, uh
[verse 7]
i’m hanging out with quinston
he is the coolest guy
got 30k on insta
always wears suit and tie
i tell him ’bout how good i am, but he says “bro
the people who are really good don’t brag about it though”

[interlude]
“what? you’re saying bragging about the nice things you’ve done misses the whole point of doing nice things in the first place?”

[chorus]
(oh!) what? am i a good person?
i don’t brag ever (never did!)
now please excuse me while i go delete my twitter, uh

[outro]
(oh, and i gotta delete this song. what, it’s already on youtube and spotify? well, hopefully no one will listen to it.)

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