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thermostat express - prehistoric girl lyrics

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man, i just fell in love with a crazy chick!
dude, so did i!
yeah! wait, is this the same girl? the time-traveling chick?
not the-wait. the time? yeah, it is the same girl!
oh my god. dude, what happened to you?
i’ll tell you what happened to me but like, in the middle, okay?

i saw my dream girl in the city
she was smart, she was pretty
said words like duop and nifty
cuz she time traveled here from the fifties

prehistoric girl! (she doesn’t know about aids)
prehistoric girl! (she’s got a good feeling about jfk)
prehistoric girl! (she wants to meet john lennon)
prehistoric girl! (she doesn’t like the g-ys)

she’s confused by all the minorites
not against it, just confused you see
wait, no, i think she’s against it
but i’ll take her views and oppress them

prehistoric girl! (she doesn’t wear her seatbelt)
born in another world! (i’m gonna get a ticket)
prehistoric girl! (she thinks we win every war)
prehistoric girl!

yeah i know sometimes her ignorance is cute
but other times, it’s just plain rude
she didn’t get milk when she picked up out food
nope, she was waiting for the milk man

other times yeah, this sh-t feels rad
but every five seconds just something goes bad
was gonna take her home, meet my mom and dad
nope, she was waiting for the milk man

milk man? there’s no f-cking milk man
she said… did they fired the milk man?
i think she needs a pill man
chill man, imma call dr. phil man
gonna have her f-cking k!lled man
ooh, don’t let that f-cking spill man
although she’s as as smart as a tin can
i can’t say that i’m still mad
cuz in her time she’s a 10
but i have trouble to defend

she’ll only watch a move if it’s casablance
5 packs a day, curses marijuana
she thinks the computer is a magic show
she won’t trust siri, thinks it’s a ghost
she broke the microwave now all i eat is toast
she thinks its innovative that we have a remote
she doesn’t like the blacks and she thinks the jews are rats
she hates the handicapped and she can’t work google maps

prehistoric girl! (i just told her about obama)
prehistoric girl! (she doesn’t like obama)
born in another world! (these remarks make me uncomfortable)
prehistoric girl! (that was my favorite president)

prehistoric girl! (okay now she’s crying)
born in another world! (cuz i told her obama’s from hawaii)
prehistoric girl! (she’s not over pearl harbor)
lets give it a whirl

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