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thewackycollective - strange things lyrics

[intro – thewackycollective and sample]
“i’m big freak.”
“and i’m the pizzaman.”
“things are about to get pretty wacky.”
“hope you enjoy boiiiiii.”
ho-ho (ho-ho)!
he-he (he-he)!
who-who (who-who)!
strange things are happening
ah, i like this side
i like the other side too—you know what i mean
but this side i like—you know

[verse – the pizzaman]
strange things happening and i ain’t talkin’ netflix
wearing a belt just like a necklace
eating dinner for my breakfast
i like my children no older than eleven
strange things lately going down;
my cat starts to bark and my dog starts to meow
i milk myself because the cows have dried out
my feet got fat and my thighs got gout
i see through my nose and i smell through my mouth
i drink through a hose until i started a drought
i walk on the walls
i sit on the roof
i stalk through the halls
a k!ller on the loose
in planned parenthood, face drenched in c-m
chew my nails until i eat my thumb
i know they’ll put me in the room with paddin’
till then, strange things still happenin’

[pre-chorus – sample]
ho-ho (ho-ho)!
he-he (he-he)!
who-who (who-who)!
strange things are happening

[chorus – thewackycollective and sample]
yo, we don’t even know
why the no be yes and the yes be no
oh, chaotic laughing
strange things are happening
yo, we don’t even know
why the no be yes and the yes be no
oh, involuntary gagging
strange things are happening

[verse – big freak]
in the late night, as i sleep happily
i am awoken by erotic tapping
coming from the corridor
real life horror story
i open the door to a gory orgy party?
a four-foot man covered in confetti
has his d-ck sagging low like sweaty spaghetti
his barbarian mistress and her hairy t-ts
are bleeding on his mattress, waiting for his entrance
her -ss misshapen like a game of tetris
squirts sweeter juice than florida-exported citrus
disturbed by the occurrence, i run away shrieking
only to find a freaky old man streaking
he has a goat-fur coat and a case of strep throat
so i run and hop over him just to get through
as i fall into my bed, i smell something dead
and find an armadillo in my pillow for my head
i cannot go to sleep, i cannot reach my dreams
i cannot block my eyes from the very bright beam
it pulls me in, my night is going cr-ppily
i’m in a sp-ceship, strange things are happening (woah)!

[pre-chorus – sample]
ho-ho (ho-ho)!
he-he (he-he)!
who-who (who-who)!
strange things are happening

[chorus – thewackycollective and sample]
yo, we don’t even know
why the no be yes and the yes be no
oh, frequent gasping
strange things are happening
yo, we don’t even know
why the no be yes and the yes be no
oh, strenuous clasping
strange things are happening

[outro – sample]
strange things are happening!

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