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thewoxfunny - i ate the blender lyrics

i ate the blender (yuh)
i ate the blender (yuh)

one day, i stare at the blender
think maybe grinding stuff up into
juice isn’t all this thing is useful for

so i picked it up, yeah
i picked it up, yeah
and once i picked it up, yeah
that blender got bit, oh!

i ate the blender
the blender is now in my stomach
i consumed it
consumed it whole
that was not good for my digestive system but i didn’t care, no!

i ate the blender (yuh)
i ate the blender (yuh)
i ate the blender (heck yeah)
i ate the blender (yuh, yuh bruh)

oh, and now i gotta pee
it’s electricity
you wonder why that is?
it’s cuz i ate a blender
it was a poor decision
that i really shouldn’t have done
but i did it anyway cuz i didn’t care
and now it’s not very fun
oh, i would not recommend eating a blender
it may cause your organs to get in a bit of a fender+bender
oh, it was an admittedly poor choice that i shouldn’t have done
and now it’s not very fun, cuz+

i ate the blender (yuh)
i ate the blender (yuh)
i ate the blender (yuh)
i ate the blender (yuh)

i ate the blender, oh
i ate the blender, oh
i ate the blender, oh
i ate the blender, oh
i ate the blender, oh
i ate the blender, oh

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