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theycallmejeff - lounge music lyrics

[intro]
jeff, what the f+ck are you hiding at me, jeff?
i don’t have any words spoken
so i’m just gonna fake children yet
ahem
a+huh, ahem
yuh

[chorus]
smokin’ on asparagus (smoke)
mary jane, that be my b+tch (my b+tch)
but i don’t do no marriages (no)
blunt fatter than big chungus (that’s facts)
[verse]
my appetite is humongous
let’s hit the store and grab some chips
i need a drink, i’ll grab that tea
on the way, head mickey d’s (that’s fire)
grab some fries because i’m fried (i’m fried)
i am so high, i’m in the sky
grab some blunts, i need ’bout five
don’t wanna come down, i don’t skydive (don’t skydive)
need some cookies and a browniе
keep iron man like robert downey
‘causе i smoke that broccoli
kickin’ sh+t like i’m rock lee
don’t pop no beans, don’t drink coffee
so keep those pills, don’t offer me (f+ck it)
smoke an ounce like in a day (one day)
throw it in a bowl like special k (uh+huh)
edibles and a few dabs
got my mind missin’ like my dad
i bet this strain you never had (nope)
smell it through the f+ckin’ bag, wait
smell it through the f+ckin’ jar
you smell it in my f+cking car
when i ride past, i’m off that gas
no octan, do not check price tag
just cop it and proceed to roll (yuh)
gag and choke ’cause this sh+t dope
my mind is sailin’ like a boat (yuh)
laughin’ but no one told a joke
drivin’ the sky high off the road
gotta put it out like rap a dough
or zoo lights, plus the d+mn row hoe
oh no, here come the uno dos
please don’t ask why my eyes so low (please don’t)
you can tell with just one glance
don’t want no problems, just like chance (no, no)
ash and shake all on my pants
oh man, godd+mn (oh man, godd+mn)
feel like dexter, how i’m geekin’
in the lab, my flow i’m tweakin’ (tweak tweak)
smoke alone, yeah it’s just me b+tch
mind my business just like linkedin
chihero, my arm is inked in (uh+huh)
flowin’ like a f+ckin’ spirit (yuh)
smoke loud, what you say? i didn’t hear it (say it again)
what a match, okay let’s share, b+tch (alright)
this sh+t hittin’ like a snare, b+tch
too d+mn high, don’t have a gear, b+tch (i don’t)
woke up, catch me with a parrot
bojack horseman, got my focus (uh+huh)
bugged out like a f+ckin’ locust (zzzz)
i’m that dude if you ain’t notice (ain’t notice)
shinin’ like a f+cking glow stick (bling)
cochise, they be on my toes, b+tch (my toes)
all this water, feel like moses
blunts and bongs and bowls and papers
love ’em all, b+tch i’m not racist
might be the truth, you have to face it
not no shoes, b+tch, i don’t lace it
who’s the cause of this here fragrance?
it is i, not talkin’ laces
ride with fry, i’m up in sp+ce, b+tch
i’m so gone, can’t feel my face, b+tch
love this sh+t, i cannot quit it (won’t quit)
flyin’ like a game of quidditch
purp and blue drink, watch me mix it
might start cryin’ if you hit it (cry)
strong like it came from planet fitness
my eyes red like licorice, b+tch
[chorus]
smokin’ on asparagus (uh+huh)
mary jane, that be my b+tch
(b+tch) but i don’t do no marriages
blunt fatter than big chungus, wait (that’s facts)
smokin’ on asparagus
mary jane, that be my b+tch
(b+tch) but i don’t do no marriages
blunt fatter than big chungus (dead meme)

[outro]
woo, right on it, bruh

- theycallmejeff lyrics

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