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theycallmejeff - phyrexian 3 lyrics

[intro]
ughh, f+ck!
uhhh+ahhh!
ahh, sh+t!
motherf+cker!
(jeff, what the f+ck are you doing?)
f+ck!
ugh!

[chorus]
i’m upset (ugh)
i just spilled vodka on my favorite magic deck (what the f+ck?)
the lands alone could’ve paid your mothaf+ckin’ rent (ugh)
four time over like a f+ckin’ playset (of course)
not to mention tomorrow, had a d+mn tournament (oh well)
[verse 1]
it’s okay
i replace them sh+ts today (i shall)
i’m not standard, edh
shuffle up, who tryna play?
outfit full of kird apes (mm+hm)
work of art, rebecca guay
bring down destruction on your land
n+gga, that’s that stone rain (boom, boom)
uh+huh, yeah yeah, okay
counterspell, f+ck what you gotta say (f+ck you)
r.i.p to captain jazzo
soul like karn, had to liberate, uh (i write big cap, no cap, uh+huh)
colorful gucci stripes (so colorful)
look like birds of paradise
sol ring, i am on fire (on fire)
serra angel, i am fly (am fly)
archetype of imagination, get the f+ck up out my sky (please exit)
love that green like forests, a part (pot of green)
of the llanowar tribe
i’m kefnet, love to get high
better view from bird’s eye (uh+huh)
hate on me, i don’t know why
healer’s hawk, b+tch get a life (get a life)

[chorus]
i’m upset (yuh)
i just spilled vodka (yuh) on my favorite magic deck
the lands alone could’ve paid your muhf+ckin’ rent
four time over like a f+ckin’ playset (four times)
not to mention tomorrow, had a d+mn tournament (of course)
i just spilled vodka on my favorite magic deck (i just spilled, uh)
the lands alone could’ve paid your muhf+ckin’ rent
four time over like a f+ckin’ playset (let’s keep it round)
not to mention tomorrow, had a d+mn tournament
[interlude]
not a big deal, i’ll just get ’em again
maybe eight copies, maybe even ten
uh, yuh
yuh, yuh
yuh, of course
of course, of course, of course (yeah, yeah)

[verse 2]
’bout my trees like nissa (yuh)
n+ggas traitors just like glissa (yuh)
f+ck what you doin’, n+gga
calculated di+dismissal, yeah
i’m lightning bolt, you’re shock
mishra all day in my workshop (uh+huh)
smoke heavy, rotate my crops (uh+huh)
n+ggas turnt like mana rocks
i’m rare, i’m feelin’ golden (yuh)
you n+ggas copies, call you tokens (yeah)
he’s too godly, i’m nicol bolas (yuh)
even azorius can’t control ’em (no)
hot like tarn, b+tch i’m scaldin’
valakut, b+tch i’m molten
get some sleeves, n+gga, you foldin’ (hahahaha)
golgari grave troll ’em
[chorus]
i’m upset
i just spilled vodka on my favorite magic deck
the lands alone could’ve paid your mothaf+ckin’ rent
four time over like a f+ckin’ playset
not to mention tomorrow, had a d+mn tournament

[outro]
f+ck!
ahh!

- theycallmejeff lyrics

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