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thomas benjamin wild esq - i can't drink cider anymore lyrics

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[verse 1]
when we were still young enough to hang out down the park
never on a school night, at the weekends after dark
we’d always find sources of cheap alcohol aplenty
buckfast wine, glen’s vodka, hooch, and mad dog 2020

[verse 2]
using everything within our power to excess
substances to enhance interpersonal prowess
but the wandering guy referred to as the devil’s brew
i can bare no longer, as i’ll now explain to you

[chorus]
i can’t drink cider anymore
i can’t drink cider anymore
a cold lager and lime makes for a rather smashing time
but cider is a thing i can’t endure

[post+chorus]
teenage drinking was a curse and it left me feeling worse
and other drinks we managed to procure
now i can’t drink cider, i can’t drink cider
i can’t drink cider anymore

[chorus]
i can’t drink cider anymore
i can’t drink cider anymore
i’m absolutely fine with a beer or with a wine
and countless spirits one may wish to pour
[post+chorus]
but a single cider drink will make me throw up in the sink
lavatory or even on the floor
because i can’t drink cider, i can’t drink cider
i can’t drink cider anymore

[verse 3]
just to be creative we would often try to make
clever combinations we might now deem a mistake
trying new concoctions at a breakneck record pace
making sunday mornings an ordeal to have to face

[verse 4]
day+trips to the bathroom the finale of the week
sat behind closed blinds with no ability to speak
but one drink left an effect i would near soon forget
and from those regurgitation’s i have not recovered yet

[chorus]
i can’t drink cider anymore
i can’t drink cider anymore
a double g and tea is jolly good for me
a jager bomb will warm me to the core!

[post+chorus]
i am the type of bloke who likes a nice spiced rum and coke
and though i’ve tried many times since just to make sure
i know i can’t drink cider, i can’t drink cider
i can’t drink cider anymore
[chorus]
i can’t drink cider anymore
i can’t drink cider anymore
a well+aged scottish whiskey can be a little risky
but makes one feel satisfactorily mature

[post+chorus]
i can keep on staying out on the ale or on the stout
but cider leaves me bidding friends adieu
because i can’t drink cider, i can’t drink cider
i can’t drink cider anymore

- thomas benjamin wild esq lyrics

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