thomas burgundy - *lakers tickets* lyrics
[intro]
(murphy: caller)
yo it’s murphy from dino
what’s going on? talk to me
(leora: radio host)
caller #11
(murphy)
yeah, yeah, yeah, let’s get it, what’s going on?
(murphy’s homie)
finally! c’mon!
(leora)
so, what are you telling your younger self?
(murphy)
what?
yeah, man i ain’t even trying to talk to that lil n+gga right now
can we talk about these tickets though?
(murphy’s homie)
you know the deal
(leora)
let me guess, you tryna get these laker tickets?
(murphy)
yeah yeah, let’s get to it
(murphy’s homie)
h+ll yeah, h+ll yеah
(leora)
i got a little throwback for you
all you gotta do is finish this 2pac lyric
and thesе 2 tickets are all yours
(murphy)
ok, pac, yeah i could do that
(murphy’s homie)
these tickets is ours, what you got?
(leora)
okay, easy one for you
(murphy)
alright
(leora)
“and the only time we chill is when we k!ll each other”
(murphy’s homie)
aye that’s “changes” c’mon n+gga!
(murphy & his homie together)
“it takes sk!ll to be real, time to heal eachother!”
(leora)
ayeeeeee!
there you go
congratulations, you just got yourself 2 tickets
to see the lakers take on the suns this tuesday
who you taking?
(murphy’s homie)
n+gga let’s go, i’m going to the laker game
(singing)
that’s just the way it is!
things will never be the same!
i’m going to the laker game!
(murphy)
oh sh+t
yo bro holdup
how far is the staple center from here?
(murphy’s homie)
man how the f+ck i’m supposed to know how far the staples center is n+gga?
(murphy)
c’mon bro look it up
(murphy’s homie)
n+gga relax
i’m thinking about the laker game
i’mma be on the jumbotron…
(murphy)
make yourself useful
(murphy’s homie)
hold on, you ain’t gon’ talk to me crazy
(siri)
at the light… turn left on south waterman avenue
(murphy’s homie)
we about an hour and 11 minutes away
(murphy)
no no, how many miles?
(murphy’s homie)
man 57 miles n+gga d+mn relax
(murphy)
57 bro?
(murphy’s homie)
57 dawg
(murphy)
f+ck!
(leora)
oh no, what’s wrong?
(murphy)
yeah man i’m on uh…
i’m on parole
so i gotta probably talk to my p.o
see if i can even go to this game bro
like i’m out here asking for permission and sh+t like i’m a 3rd grader
(murphy’s homie)
this that bullsh+t
(leora)
oh because it’s over 50 miles?
(murphy)
yeah, and that n+gga be trippin’ too
n+gga tried to take me to+ nevermind
(murphy’s homie)
ma’am send the tickets to me
(murphy)
you know what
i feel like the boys gon’ 3peat this year though
shoot the tickets bro
i’ll, i’ll go to jail for bean
(leora)
+laughs+
(murphy)
he’s gonna have to come to staples and get me me bro
he gon’ have to+
(murphy’s homie)
my n+gga
(murphy)
have to hop them turnstiles and come get me bro
(murphy’s homie)
take me to jail
lock me up, throw away the key, you feel me?
f+ck it!
(all three laughing together)
(siren blares in background)
(murphy)
oh my god bro, are you+
(leora)
oh no
(murphy and his homie)
ahhh sh+t!
(murphy)
oh my god bro, c’mon
(murphy’s homie)
this n+gga told on himself on the radio
now the police show up all of a sudden
the police was listening to the radio dumb ass n+gga
(seatbelts cl!ck)
(murphy)
c’mon bro
(murphy’s homie)
you done attracted these n+ggas, be cool
(murphy rolls down window)
(murphy)
yo is there a problem officer?
(officer)
the reason i stopped you is for weaving around
and using a cell phone while operating your vehicle
(murphy)
oh yeah, my bad bro
(officer)
license, registration, and proof of insurance
(murphy)
yeah yeah i got you
it’s in my+
it’s in my glove box over here
(officer)
where you boys headed this morning?
(murphy)
me and my boy going to work right now
(murphy’s homie)
just going to work sir, that’s all
(officer)
“we on our way to work” right…
(murphy’s homie)
yes sir
(officer)
you guys got any drugs, or any weapons in the vehicle?
(murphy and his homie)
of course not
no sir, not at all
nothing, nothing like that
not at all
(officer)
what’s that tattoo on your hand, huh?
(murphy)
could you uh
could you elaborate?
(officer)
you a long way from 111 street boy
tell me, what’s a neighborhood crip doing out here in san bernardino?
(murphy)
nah man, i do not g+ngb+ng bro
this is um, angel numbers
you know something about that?
like 222, 444
you know
good luck, and manifestation and sh+t, you know
(officer)
what the f+ck are you talking about?
(murphy’s homie)
spirituality, meditation, all that “hummm”
(murphy)
you know? angel numbers
(officer)
any of you guys on parole?
or probatio+
(murphy’s homie)
this is a spiritual brother right here
spirituality. he’s like a shaman
(officer)
you know what
enough with the bullsh+t
(murphy)
what?
(officer)
step out of the car
(murphy)
c’mon bro
(murphy’s homie)
he on the phone with the radio station!
hold on, man, aye aye, that ain’t necessary dawg!
(officer)
i said step out of the f+cking car
and keep your hands where i can see them!
(murphy)
c’mon!
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