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thomas sanders - a gay disney prince lyrics

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{thomas]: most kids walked through life but i sang and danced
i believed i was tarzan, i never wore pants

[jon, spoken]: excuse me?

[thomas, spoken]: nothing

{thomas]: people around me could see
that disney meant everything
and as i grew up
disney did too
they bought every franchise from here to batoo
look at their -ssets, you’ll see

[jon, spoken]: d-mn!

[jon]: they bought everything

[thomas]: they’ve got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty

[jon, spoken]: i’m a confirmed bachelor

[thomas]: they’ve got groot and black panther and thor

{jon, spoken]: and captain america

[thomas, spoken]: and captain america’s -ss

{thomas and jon, spoken]: mmm

{thomas, spoken]: you want a new star wars movie? how about 20? and several tv shows. and a theme park

{jon, spoken]: okay, yeah, i know

[thomas]: but who cares?

[jon]: no big deal

{thomas and jon]: i want more

[thomas]: i want a g-y disney prince
with footwork so thrilling

[jon]: i slay without k!lling

[thomas]: a rich boy

[jon]: who still loves to werk

[thomas]: a man who spills tea

[jon]: not the blood of enemies

[thomas]: disney don’t shoot straight
you’re in the musical scene

[jon]: time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen

[thomas and jon]: it’s time to say, “hey,” to a g-y disney prince

[thomas]: every prince in the past

{jon]: just straight vanilla

[thomas]: let’s add rainbow sprinkles

[jon]: and a shot of tequila

[thomas]: a g-y guy who’s gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
a prince who will put every woman at ease

[jon]: cause i won’t try and kiss them while they are asleep

[thomas]: a guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his

[thomas and jon]: film!

[thomas]: yaaaas

{thomas]: i want a g-y disney prince

[jon]: he wants a g-y disney prince
disney get some bad b-tches

[thomas]: try the g-y stuff, it’s delicious!
please give us more than this bullsh

[jon]: yeah, that’s a bit screwy

[thomas]: makes me say le-fooey

[jon]: put me in a film

[thomas]: gee, that would be swell

[jon]: i’m peter pan-s-xual

[thomas]: no you’re twinkerbell
it’s just breeders in theatres i can’t help but belt
who is that prince i see?
very straight, unlike me

[jon]: a whole new world
a bedazzling place you yearn to view
i’d be so g-y up here

[thomas]: it’s crystal queer

[jon]: bless my hole, twerking on a pole

[thomas, spoken]: okay, okay, i’m sorry, i got carried away, that’s on me

[thomas]: if i only had you in my early years
i might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
but mature into parents, understanding and warm
knowing hetero-ever-after doesn’t have to be the norm

[jon]: if they’d have seen

[thomas]: someone like me

[thomas and jon]: a g-y disney prince

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