tikkerz - christmas trapping lyrics
verse 1 (tikkerz)
ho ho ho
it’s that time of year
elves running on county lines
moving that christmas gear
naughty or nice spliff
that’s christmas fear
wake up in the morning
mdma in the stocking christmas cheer
snow fall from the top of the sky it’s a must
on the ground white dust that’s pcp
new socks from my aunt got me tripping
gimme ten minutes dmt
cheffing up lunch and i’m cooking
prize in the pudding
high off ecstasy
film in the evening
charades and battleships
2a 4c 2cb
verse 2 (guannie)
opp from east got chinged
left his moncler red like santa
man of god so at this holy time
told my man please don’t gеt cancer
my best sellеrs be black tar heroin
with white ketamine panda panda
and i wrap them gifts designer
gourmet sleigh imma send em to china
like you want 2cb or 2cc
my elves too scared of ‘eroin
gotta get rid of ’em scrooge please
take gyal back to the trap
welcome to the white house i don’t mean dc
the trap’s still running on christmas day
word to central cee
chorus (tikkerz)
christmas trapping in the grotto
christmas trapping out for twelve days
christmas trapping is our motto
christmas trapping til we fade away
trapping on the eve of jesus birthday birthday
smoking up that frankincense and myrrh (ay) myrrh (ay)
we gon hotbox chimneys til we see no smoke left
this gon be a christmas we won’t forget
verse 3 (veruca salt, tikkerz, super hans, mark corrigan)
daddy i want a horse this christmas
i’ll give you ket in a shoebox
white christmas coked up turkey
red nose methed up rudolph
the other reindeer came with a bootcut
but rudolph he’s a gangster
ice on his antlers
sipping back tennessee hennesy
p+ssed in the sky with a steaming santa
rolled up a reef with my ganja
ivy sativa no indica
kiss your girl under that zaza
we don’t know nothing ’bout mistletoe
f+ck i’m gurning
go to bed you’ll be all fine
father spliffmas coming through
great methadone in the mulled wine
verse 4 (guannie)
christmas time
gotta move silent cause of the federals
meth and crack my emeralds
d+ck gyal down both ways bicameral
mistletoe and cuff my greens
make p in the streets like an animal
mrs claus she on both knees
santa’s too busy on edibles
see snow fall out of the sky
the weather’s been christmas trapping
if man don’t see bare presents from mumzy
we sure gon’ witness a stabbing
when the snowman thick i hit
you know nothing gon’ stop me from clapping
d+ck man down both ways no g+y
you know none of this sh+t is me capping
chorus repeat (tikkerz)
christmas trapping in the grotto
christmas trapping out for twelve days
christmas trapping is our motto
christmas trapping til we fade away
trapping on the eve of jesus birthday birthday
smoking up that frankincense and myrrh (ay) myrrh (ay)
we gon hotbox chimneys til we see no smoke left
this gon be a christmas we won’t forget
outro (david mitch+ll and robert webb)
mark:
where’s the turkey, jeremy?
jez:
what?
mark:
the turkey. where’s the turkey?
jez:
i thought you were getting the turkey
mark:
you what? no turkey?! you f+cking idiot, jeremy! you total f+cking idiot! that was your job, you f+cking moron! you cretin! you’re a f+ck+head! that’s what you are! a f+cking sh+t+head!
jez:
it was a joke, mark. i was joking. it was a christmas joke
mark:
oh i see, oh
jez:
of course i’ve got a turkey. it’s an organic turkey. i took ages researching it online. it’s going to be delicious
Random Lyrics
- sonicx - black magic lyrics
- body thief - dead hearts lyrics
- jaziel rosas - ojalá lyrics
- carolina (italy) - quando fuori piove lyrics
- kalomira - κι όλο περιμένω (ki olo perimeno) lyrics
- alexis the artless - selfish lyrics
- black valor - silence lyrics
- meat computer - breakdown in a cave lyrics
- a$am hunty - gingerbread man lyrics
- underground hustlin' - toy gory cypher lyrics