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tim and eric - a perfect dad day lyrics

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pt. 1:
[verse 1]
i wake up in the morning and i kiss my wife
i go out to my shed and i sharpen my knife
change the batteries in all my remote controls
check all the levels in the toilet bowl

[verse 2]
i play with my son all through the morn
i take a long nap and mow the lawn
borrow the edger from my neighbor dan
i’ll get it back as soon as i can

[outro]
this is the sound of the perfect day
that’s a perfect day
it’s a perfect dad day!

pt. 2:
[verse 1]
i clean out the gutters with a big, long broom
while i fantasize about a tv room
where the kids and the wife can’t bother me
i can watch adult films with some privacy

[verse 2]
don’t have any kids and i don’t have a wife
still, i appreciate the amazing dad’s life
so, tie my robe and i charge my tools
i measure the chlorine in my swimming pool

[outro]
you need a wife in case you have kids
i don’t have neither
so, sorry, i don’t belong here

- tim and eric lyrics

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