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tim hawkins - buffet man lyrics

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[verse 1]
it’s 4 o’clock on a sat+rday
a regular crowd waddles in
and there’s an old man
he’s at the register
an early bird with a quadruple chin

he says, “miss, i don’t need a doggy bag
or container made from styrofoam
’cause when i get the chance
i shove bread in my pants
and that’s the way i take it home”

[pre+chorus]
oh, la la la di di da
la la di di da da dum

[chorus]
bring us a tray, you’re the buffet man
oh, bring us a tray tonight
’cause you’re salty and you’re sweet
and it’s all you can eat
we’re bloated but we’re feeling alright

[verse 2]
and travis, the chef, he’s a friend of mine
he brings me a cinnamon roll
he says, “tim, i could be the manager
except that i’m still on parole.”
and paul is a regular customer
with pete, his identical twin
and when they walk side by side
they’re at least ten feet wide
n0body knows how they got in

[chorus]
bring us a tray, you’re the buffet man
oh, bring us a tray tonight
’cause you’re salty and you’re sweet
and it’s all you can eat
we’re bloated but we’re feeling alright

[verse 3]
and it’s a pretty good crowd for a sat+rday
but the manager is going insane
’cause he saw someone sneeze
in the fresh mac and cheese
now he’s calling it quiche lorraine

and the pizza, it smells like a pizza
and the music is blaring adele
yes, i came in for brunch
and it turned into lunch
how about dinner? oh, what the +
[pre+chorus]
oh, la la la di di da
la la di di da da dum

[chorus]
bring us a tray, you’re the buffet man
oh, bring us a tray tonight
’cause you’re salty and you’re sweet
and it’s all you can eat
we’re bloated but we’re feeling alright

- tim hawkins lyrics

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