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tim hawkins - paintball wizard lyrics

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[verse 1]
ever since i was a young boy, i loved to shoot the ball
from detroit down to houston, i’ve battled one and all
but there’s one kid i’ll never beat, i don’t know what he’s called
this big dumb redneck dude sure plays a mean paintball

[verse 2]
i don’t care how much i practice, he can beat my best
he wears these homemade goggles and protective vest
he must live in the country, he’s always saying “y’all”
that big dumb redneck kid sure plays a mean paintball

[chorus 1]
he’s a paintball wizard, he has to be a trick
a paintball wizard, he’s one sharpshooting hick

[post+chorus]
how do you think he does it? (i don’t know)
he must practice a lot

[verse 3]
the stinging of a paintball, he has never felt
but if you play against him, he’ll cover you with welts
he’s got crazy trigger fingers and spotless overalls
that big dumb redneck kid sure plays a mean paintball
[chorus 2]
he’s a paintball wizard, he has to be a twist
a paintball wizard, wears wristbands on his… wrist

[outro: spoken]
alright, i put my gun down, dude, i’m, i’m done. don’t sh+ don’t, don’t sh+, don’t shoo+ow! ow! oh, dude! i told you! i told you to quit! oh, and it’s so uncool! oh, don’t shoot me bro! don’t + oww!

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