tim hawkins - things you don't say to your wife lyrics
[verse 1]
hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
that dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
and where’d you get those shoes? i think they’re pretty lame
would you stop talking ’cause i’m trying to watch the game
[chorus]
if you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life
these are the things you don’t say to your wife
[verse 2]
i planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
i didn’t ask you ’cause i knew it’d be okay
go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show
i taped it over our old wedding video
[chorus]
if you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life
these are the things you don’t say to your wife
[verse 3]
your cooking is okay but not like mother makes
the diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
your eyes look puffy, dear, are you feeling ill?
happy anniversary, i bought you a treadmill
[chorus]
if you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life
these are the things you don’t say to your wife
if you’re a man who doesn’t want to get k!lled with a knife
these are the things you don’t say to your wife
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