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tim minchin - confessions lyrics

i believe that women have the right
to walk the streets at night
and not be afraid for their lives
and i believe a woman has the right
to choose what happens to her body
without suffering the judgement
of the conservative right
and i believe a woman has the right
to wear the clothes she likes
without being treated like dirt
and i think we men are pathetic
how we seem to judge aesthehic
as the measure of a woman’s worth

i’m ashamed on behalf of my s-x
for making women feel like objects

f-ck i love b–bs though
i just really love them
f-ck i love b–bs though
i just want to rub them
they’re just so jooby
they make me feel groovy
i would rather watch b–bs than a movie
ba doop-e-do
i just really love b–bs

i believe the people are ent-tled
to basic human rights
whether they’re rich or they’re poor
and i believe a world where no children are starving
is a world worth fighting for
and i try to remind myself
even when i’m struggling
how incredibly lucky i am
and i don’t think it’s okay
that the luxuries i crave
should come at the expense of my fellow men
i’m sure i could do a little more
to alleviate the suffering of the poor

f-ck i love b–bs though
i just really love them
i don’t really mind if
i am behind, below, or above them
they’re just so bubbly
they make me feel lovely
i would rather own b–bs than a pub
ba doop-e-do
i just really love b–bs

i believe the planet that we live in
is a living organism
and we must treat her carefully
i don’t think we should -ssume
we can go on consuming
her resources indefinitely
the world’s not a bottomless pit
and we can all do our little bit

f-ck i love b–bs though
i just really care for ’em
they are equally fun
when they’re twenty-one
or octegenarian
they’re just so flappy
they make me feel happy
i would rather eat b–bs than a bap
ba doop-e-doop de do
i just really love b–bs

evolutionary theory says bosoms
are b-ttocks like protrusions
designed to tempt men
when they can’t get a glimpse of your b-m
i find such hypotheses dumb
it’s like the one that says
lipstick is for making your lips look more
like the lips of a happy v-g-n-
since they said that i can’t
look my great aunt in the eye
why’d they have to say that, oh why?

from the first little suck of colostrum
to the grope of the nurse in the old people’s hostel
we’re just f-cking monkeys in shoes

and i will always love b–bs
i will always love b–bs

- tim minchin lyrics

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