tim minchin - inflatable you lyrics
your love for me is not debatable
your s-xual appet-te’s insatiable
you never ever make me waitable
delectable, inflatable you
you don’t have problems with your weight at all
you never steal food off my plate at all
i never have to m-st-rb-t- at all
unstoppable, inflatable you
you never seem to menstruate at all
so you’re not angry when i’m late at all
i feel permanently felatable
unpoppable, inflatable you
with you in my arms i feel we could just fly away
with the right kind of gas i might even try it some day
in this ocean of life i’m never afraid i might drown
we could just float forever whatever the weather
whenever my inflatable lover’s around
your thighs and b-ttocks are so holdable
you always do what you are toldable
and if we argue you just foldable
controllable, consolable you
my mates all reckon you are suitable
i took you ’round to watch the football
and steve and gary said you’re rootable
commutable, refutable you
you’re never sensitive or tickly
when i rub you my skin goes pr-ckly
it’s known as static electricity
felicity when i’m kissing you
your skin is so smooth – i couldn’t afford you with hair
you have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
your problems are simple, i don’t need my masters in psych
to know if you get down i just perk you right up
with a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike
you never wake up when i snore at all
a trait which i find quite adorable
you have a box and you are storable
ignorable, back-doorable you
any s-xual position’s feasible
although you don’t bend at the knees at all
your hooters are so firm and squeezable
increasable, un-creasable you
you don’t complain about my hairy back
or ’bout the inches that downstairs i lack
you’re not disgusted by my furry crack
…burt bacharach …jack kerouac …ooo
now birth control is not an issue
i clean it all off with a tissue
i bet my jealous friends all wish you
were insatiably, inflatably theirs
don’t let me down
don’t let me down
don’t let me down
and i won’t let you down
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