tim minchin - miracle, pt. 2 lyrics
[doctor]
a baby, mrs wormwood. a child. the most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. a brand new human being! a life. a person. a wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder!
[mrs wormwood]
oh, bl–dy h-ll!
[doctor]
every life i bring into this world
restores my faith in human kind
[nurse]
push, mrs wormwood, push!
[mrs wormwood]
i’ll push you in a minute!
[doctor]
each newborn life a canvas yet unpainted
this still, unbroken skin
this uncorrupted mind
[doctor and ensemble]
ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely
the chances of existence almost infinitely small
[doctor]
the most common thing in life is life . .
and yet every single life
every new life
is a miracle!
miracle!
[mr wormwood]
where is he? where’s my son?
[doctor]
mr wormwood! are you smoking a cigarette?
[mr wormwood]
what? oh, of course. i’m sorry, doctor. what am i thinking? this calls for a proper smoke. oh, my word, he’s an ugly little thing
[doctor]
this is one of the most beautiful children i’ve ever seen
[mr wormwood]
oh, my good lord. where’s his fingie?
[doctor]
his what?
[mr wormwood]
his fingie. his whatchamacallit. his doo-dah. what’ve you done with his fingie?
[doctor]
this child doesn’t have a “thingie” –
[mr wormwood]
what? a boy with no fingie? look what you’ve done, you stupid woman. this boy’s got no fingie
[doctor]
mr wormwood! this child is a girl. a beautiful, beautiful little girl
[mrs wormwood]
is there still time for the bi-annual inter-championship amateur sausage –
[mr wormwood]
dance competition’s over. you missed it. look, i don’t suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we?
[mrs wormwood]
this is the worst day of my life!
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