tin can brothers - holly jolly non-denominational holiday time lyrics
[the solve+it squad]
well, it’s a holly jolly
non+denominationally
good golly holiday time
well, it’s a holly jolly
non+denominationally
good golly holiday time
(scene)
[keith]
if we were a tree then gwen would be—
[gwen]
the star of david at the tippity top!
scrags is a bundle of bags underneath said tree
[scrags, spoken]
hey, what’s that supposed to mean?
[scrags]
esther is the tinsel and the ornaments and lights
[esther]
and eggnog spiked with psychedelic delights
[scrags, gwen & esther]
and keith
[keith, spoken]
wazzup!
[scrags, gwen & esther]
keith… is a wreath
[keith, spoken]
nice! i love wreaths!
[the squad]
well, it’s a holly jolly
non+denominationally
good golly holiday time
well, it’s a holly jolly
non+dеnominationally
good golly holiday time
[gwen]
we wish you a nondenominational occasion
[scrags]
wе wish you a generic seasonal celebration
[esther]
we wish you’d not impose your gauche religious persuasion
[keith]
and just buy more stuff!
[gwen]
we got a non+denominational conifer
[scrags]
on a nondenominational holider
[esther]
so put on your non+denomenon yarmulker
[the squad]
and light your nondenominational monorrah! wooo!
[gwen & esther]
the 24th and 25th are a time to be
[gwen]
over leveraged
[scrags]
financially
[keith]
over+beveraged
[esther]
alcoholically!
[gwen]
over hill, over dale
over+served, overall
[scrags]
over overdraft fees
over overcrowded malls
[keith]
overbooked
overlooked
overbaked
undercooked
half+baked
[esther]
or super duper baked!
[gwen]
overthought
overwrought
[scrags]
overweight
overbought
[keith]
over+served
[esther]
passed out underneath the tree
[gwen & keith]
when the overeating’s over
overheating begins
take your overcoat off
spread your holiday wings
[scrags & esther]
you can always give more
so fill up your carts
it ain’t ever over till the gender non+conforming person farts
(esther farts)
[scrags]
so let’s take on debt
to let everyone know you love them!
[scrags, spoken]
and that’s it
[gwen]
ok, the over+overture is finally over now!
[esther]
that was long overdue
[scrags]
thank god
[keith]
oh wow
[esther]
ya can’t say the g word
[gwen]
right because…
[the squad]
it’s a holly
jolly
poly potluck on molly
it’s a
non de+
nomi+
nation+
ally
good golly christmas
[gwen, spoken]
can’t say the c+word
[keith, spoken]
c+nt?
[gwen, spoken]
no!
[scrags, spoken]
christ!
[keith, spoken]
oh!
[the squad]
holly jolly holiday show!
[esther]
c+nt!
Random Lyrics
- desire (rapper) - soulja supremacy lyrics
- laai - again lyrics
- ナツノセ (natsunose) - 四拍子 (shibyoushi) lyrics
- geneva jacuzzi - macho island lyrics
- nicoffein - romantic strangers lyrics
- die piesangskille - pretoria lyrics
- kenzie.brg - pt.2 lyrics
- sheldon plankton - circo loco lyrics
- mimosa de valois - my laments were tiled lyrics
- various artists - swifter lyrics