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tism - the parable of glenn mcgrath's haircut lyrics

[refrain]
ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath
ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath
ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath
ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath

[verse 1]
my mate roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen
he was so sh-t scared he told me
and when he said that her dad was a cop
i thought he was joking
i told him he’s got to tell someone
and so he went and told a teacher
and the girl eventually got an abortion
he was f-cking sh-tting himself, let me tell you
but six months later, he was f-cking around like always

[refrain]
ooh, aahh, glenn mcgrath
ooh, aahh, glenn mcgrath
how did we win?…. eeeeeaaaasy

[verse 2]
“you better watch it,” i thought to myself
but roger was pretty f-cking sure of himself
he was the guy who first bought a block of hash to a party
’cause i was his friend i was there
when he first showed it to people
we all went down the backyard and he rolled a joint
where did he get it from?
my parents would have k!lled me if they knew
thought we’d all turn into junkies or something
if we had too much

[refrain]
(ooh-ooh) ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath
(ooh-ooh) ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath
(ooh-ooh) ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath
(ooh-ooh) ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath

[verse 3]
the last time i saw roger was last year at the boxing day test
he’d turned into such a fat, normal yobbo c-nt
“the wife nearly didn’t let me out today,” he said
and he did all that chanting yobs do, like
“ooh, ahh, glenn mcgrath”
it got you in the end, i thought to myself as i looked at roger
life got you in the end, pal
you were such a c-cky successful winner when we were sixteen
but now you’re just another sad, fat pr-ck
sitting in the mcg high-fiving in self-congratulation
as if it’s you that had the sk!ll and determination to play for australia
it’s the c-nts with the bad haircuts that you’ve got to watch out for
there’s never been a popular teenager yet who’s done rats with their life
it’s the f-cking dorks that give it a real go
glenn mcgrath got 5 for 50 that day

[refrain]
ooh, aahh, glenn mcgrath
ooh, aahh, glenn mcgrath
ooh, aahh, glenn mcgrath
ooh, aahh, glenn mcgrath

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