tism - x-treme sports can kiss my arse lyrics
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base jumping’s for p-ss-es
kick boxing’s for thugs
jet skiers are morons,
weight lifters need drugs
abseiling is pointless
why climb up a wall?
only right w-nkers
play beach volleyball.
the x-treme sport you haven’t tried yet
is kissing my -rs-.
kiss my -rs-.
met a snowboarder
who wasn’t a t-rd?
nah, neither have i
the idea’s absurd
you get on a plank
slide down some slush
fall on your -rs-
say “man, what a rush!”
i turned on the telly
i just went, like, “whoa!”
and used the remote
to flick through the shows!
i think i’ll watch footy
i know it’s not x-treme
but why take it to the max
when you can take it to the mean?
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