toby fox - bootes lyrics
[dave, spoken]:
oh my god…john…
the baby…is a baby…is a baby…
[john, spoken]:
dave, you’re losing your water break. we can’t go to the hospital now!
[dave, spoken]:
you’re right, there’s no time.
we must go to mount prospit, where i myself was born.
[john, spoken]:
you were born in a lab, dave, and i’m your lab daddy.
[dave, spoken]:
just shut up, dad, ’cause you’re my baby now.
and you’re the one that’s gonna have man t-tties in your face…
[john, spoken]:
what?
[dave, spoken]:
man t-tties in your face!
[john, spoken]:
no, no, gross…
[dave, spoken]:
man t-tties in your faaace…
[john, spoken]:
dave, put your f-cking shirt on!
[dave, spoken]:
man t-tties…
[john, spoken]:
i’m not even born yet, that’s not fair!
[dave, spoken]:
oh my god.
someone needs to deliver this baby…right now.
[karkat, spoken]:
i can do that.
[john, spoken]:
karkat, what the f-ck are you doing?
[karkat, spoken]:
delivering babies…i did it once. i can do it again.
[john, spoken]:
leave it up to me, karkat.
[karkat, spoken]:
no. no, i can’t, you’re…a baby.
i must do this, i must be the…midwife.
john, there are some things you can’t know.
[john, spoken]:
like what?
[dave, spoken]:
please just reach inside me.
[karkat, spoken]:
let’s sing a f-cking song.
(sung)
once upon a time
on top of a mountain
a baby was sitting in a water fountain
his name was dave and he was supreme
his booties were covered in peaches and cream
that story, today, is totally…irrelevant…
i’m a troll
and john
i wanna f-ck you out of hate
i wanna f-ck you out of hate ’cause i’m karkat
(spoken)
mmmmmmmmmmmm!
[dave, spoken]:
oh my god, please stop this singing sh-t.
i have to have this baby now! ah!
[karkat, spoken]:
mmmmmmmmmmmm! mmmmm…
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