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toby fox - vs bros lyrics

[dave, spoken]:
bro, i don’t want to fight you.
i just want to have my baby in peace.

[bro:]
ha! too bad, ash ketchum! i’m gary motherf-cking oak and i’m hungry for babies so get godd-mn shoveling!
i’m the king of everything under the sun
i’m just like parappa except i like hot dog buns
i’m gonna beat down in your b-tt
i’ll contention your face
i’ll eat all the babies in the human race

[john, spoken]:
why would bro say something like that?

[dave, spoken]:
i don’t know.
he’s never tried to eat my babies before.

[bro]:
shut up, dad
i’m totally me
eating applejacks is the way to be
how does it feel to be shut down by my superior rapping techniques?
i will show you the power of forbidden rhyme:
words that rhyme with themselves
hat
hat
cat
cat
bat
bat
fat
fat

[john, spoken]:
how much further can he go with this?

[dave, spoken]:
he’s gotta run out of words sometime.

[bro]:
oops!
i said something wrong ‘cause i’m stupid
ugh! ugh! ugh! ugh!
i don’t…i didn’t even write anything for this part…

[toby fox, spoken]:
actually, a fight sequence was entirely unnecessary, so it was deleted, aaand what happens is that in the end, it turns out bro was a robot, i mean…it was just complex, given the fact that this is a normally simple story about, um, uh…you know, like a…thirteen year old boy giving birth to his best friend, i, it…it didn’t fit the archetypes, so i’m going to, uh, just move on to the next song, and you can just…chillax a little bit.

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