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toby marlow & lucy moss - why am i so single? (demo) lyrics

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[intro: nancy, oliver, spoken]
so, tell me. what actually happened?

so i match with this guy on hinge
we start chatting and suddenly i’m like ”oh sh+t!
i recognise that company name
thats where the ex works.”

just to confirm this is the ex?

yeah, the ex
so i’m like ooh+
do i really wanna go for a drink with someone who may in fact currently be sharing desk sp+ce with the one that got away?

and i’m like+
yes, of course

yeah, like obviously

yeah, cuz like+ what could possibly go wrong?

well?

[verse 1: nancy, oliver, sung]

so it’s like any other date..
so you’re charming and your great

yes, i’ve hidden all my flaws, but strap in
bеcause it’s going well, i’m thinking what the hеll
i’ll ask about my ex, what’s the worst thing that could happen
(no. dont tell me aahhhh+)
yes, he’s moving out to paris,with a girlfriend. (what?!)
which shocked me, so naturally i cried
my date was terrified, and said “hey, let’s be friends”
but now i’m pretty sure he’s blocked me

[pre+chorus: nancy, sung]
what sucks though, is i know
the ex is out there practicing francais
meanwhile i’m sat, here in your flat
back here with you listening to me sayy+

[chorus: nancy, sung]
why am i so single?
why am i so alone, and so ready to mingle?
i don’t get it
why am i so single?

[verse 2: nancy, oliver, sung]
my beds more barron than the backyard of kris kringle
(i don’t get it)
(just forget it)
and i think i’m a decent catch
but every time i find a match
no matter what i do…
[refrain: nancy, sung]
i end up sitting here sinking my troubles in a drink, in your flat still thinking+
why am i so single?

[skit: nancy, oliver, spoken]
okay, let’s stop this moping and go out on the town

no. i’m too sad and alone

come on. we’ll paint it red, baby. redder than your puffy eyes

great, thanks for that

ooohhh, i know. lets go away together again

on another writing retreat, bash out the musical we’ve gotta do

awww, i’d love to but i’ve got a very busy schedule of weeping to keep up with+ (so unfortunately i won’t be able)

oh my god. come on. no, no,no shut up, it’ll be so fun

remember last time

[verse 3: nancy, oliver, nancy & oliver, sung]

we got that little countryside airb’n’b
i’d make you breakfast at the aga (oh yeah)
and on the night the rain poured, i sat with you and endured
all five feature films in the twighlight saga
jacob showed his torso, more and more and more
so i quietly opened grindr
but the app was an abyss
so whilst you stayed to watch them kiss
i went to bed and had me own happy ending+
kinda (wait, what??)

[pre+chorus: nancy, oliver, sung]
actually wow, hearing that now
makes it sound like i’m some rejectee
ah no that’s me
yeah, cuz for that to be true
i would need to
have had an actual boyfriend to dump me (ha ha ha ha)

[chorus: oliver, sung]
why am i so single?
why am i so alone, and so ready to mingle?
i don’t get it
why am i so single?

[verse 4: nancy, oliver, nancy & oliver, sung]

they say go get him tiger, but i’m no bengal (raawrrr)
like the jungle cat (he)
thanks we get it
should we duet it? (sure)
i know i’m a f+cking 10, but when i’m out there
(pause)
+dating men, no matter what i do (no matter what we do)

[refrain: oliver, sung]
i end up sitting here sinking my troubles in a drink, in me flat still thinking+
why am i so single?

[verse 5: nancy, oliver, nancy & oliver, spoken]
so we poured ourselves another glass
chatted more, but don’t worry we didn’t lose our composure at all

(sung)
you’re so nice
you’re so nice
both of us are so very nice, and handsome

we are well read
good at giving+ advice
we’re s+xually healthy
and adequately wealthy
so what the f+cking h+ll is going on?

[outro: nancy, oliver, nancy & oliver, sung]
why am i+
why am i so single?
i’m trying hard to score
but i’m stuck in goal
i don’t get it

why am i so single?
the only thing i’m eating out
is this tube of pringles
he doesn’t get it

why am i so single?
i’m not getting laid, but [?]
i never get it

why am i so single?
it’s like they’re singing “voulez vous coucher avec moi”
but i’m not bilingual

je ne comprends pas
(pause)
por qua je suis so single?

(vocal run from the end of defying gravity)
yeah maybe this is why actually
yeah probably, yeah

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