toby turner - high school thoughts about college lyrics
i’m almost outta school,
life couldn’t be sweeter.
i just got chills,
mom turn on the heater!
mom, could you turn on the heater?
after a high school degree,
is my education through?
h-ll no, i got debt to accrue!
besides, think about it
i’m graduating in may
do i wanna work or do i wanna delay?
delay!!!
i want to delay!!
my guidance counselor asked:
have you thought of a career?
no, i’ll be in school for the next 10 years.
don’t rush me!
high school thoughts about college
i’m just avoiding a job, i don’t need to know knowledge
high school thoughts about college
once i have a degree, employers have to acknowledge.
right?
that’s what i hear!
my counselor asks, “what school are you leaning to.”
haven’t thought about it, but i’ve been meaning to.
if it’s next to the beach and the cl-sses are cheap
and i’m able to p-ss while i’m half asleep
then i’m in.
any suggestions?
community college? that’s no fun.
unless the girl to guy ratio is 3:1
then submit my transcripts!
then submit my transcripts!
florida state, all my friends go there.
do they offer my major?
yeah, like i care.
the major doesn’t matter, a degree is a degree.
the only one i wanna see is e to the z baby!
get it? ez?
i can do math and have homework everyday of the week,
or do english, a language i already speak.
so, uh, english! its a no-brainer
i want no homework, labs, or anything of the kind,
i want an open-book test, i can take online.
if the majors hard, i’ll change it
that’s called independence.
and if i sleep in, could you sign the attendance?
high school thoughts about college
i’m just avoiding a job, i don’t need to know
knowledge!
high school thoughts about college
once i have a degree, i’ll know more words that rhyme
with college.
’cause… i got two: knowledge and acknowledge.
and that’s kinda the same word.
so.. english. definitely english.
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