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tom cardy - bunch of draclias (and they're all playing flute) lyrics

[chorus: tom cardy]
there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
you’re surrounded by vampires, and you don’t know what to do
but it’s worse than that because these draclias, they know the flute

[verse 1: tom cardy]
(bring it)
red eye, pointy ear
sharp t++th, white skin

[pre+chorus: tom cardy]
bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
they picked it up as a joke but then they got
scary good (ahh!)

they’re f+ckin’ good at the flute, uh (ahh+ah!)
thesе f+ckin’ vampires know how to toot
i get the feeling thеy’ve been practicing

z+z+zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
don’t hold a to a count with a piccolo

(ahh!) they got a lot of free time (they got free time)
because they sleep all day (snoozing all day)
so they did a bunch of crime (doing so much crime)
and then they learnt to play

[pre+chorus: tom cardy]
(play) it started off as a joke, how ridiculous for a vampire to blow!
but then they accidentally got way too good
they still eat people but now they also play the flute!

there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
don’t hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo
[bridge: mike betz, [?]]
i don’t know what to do
suck, blow, rip a freaky f+ckin’ jazz solo
get that type+o,
it was a joke, just tryna be funny
but now i’m online, applying for the symphony
i got beat, dark lord kenny+g (kenny g)

i’m not cheap, been a couple centuries
so when i blow the silver+d, rewriting all mythology
i was a peasant in romania (that’s in europe)
when i broke into a crypt
and then a bat flew down (what did the bat do?)
it started sucking my d+ck!

[pre+chorus: tom cardy, mike betz]
(play) it started off as a joke (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a joke), how ridiculous for a vampire to blow! (how ridiculous to blow)
but then they accidentally got way too good (they accidentally got good)
they still eat people but now they also play the flute!

[chorus: tom cardy]
there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
they picked it up as a joke but then they got good
so these motherf+ckin’ draclias, they play the f+ckin’ flute, b+tch!
there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f+ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a—
zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
don’t hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo

[outro: mike betz]
i’m dead, boy

- tom cardy lyrics

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