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tom cardy - lock in barber song lyrics

[intro]
g’day mate, how’s your day?
good
now, what are we doing here?
just a short back and sides, thanks

[verse]
when you’re sat down at the barber
but you’re not the only one
when you’re sat next to another motherf+cker
and he’s having more fun
than you and your barber
they’re thick as thieves
they’re sharing hopes and dreams
“check out this super cool meme
remember scumbag steve?”

[pre+chorus]
getting my haircut now takes a backseat
to convincing these cucks that i’m better at friendship than them

[chorus]
lock in
it’s time to bring these f+ckers down
you and me are now best friend
tell a funny joke and make me “ha ha!”
lock in
it’s time to turn the charm on
(bam+bam, bam+bam, ba+ba+ba+ba+ba+ba…)
[bridge]
what’s your name? “george”
what’s your job? “barber”
oh, yeah, f+ck, i should have known that
oh, sh+t, tell me a joke “um…”
ha ha ha ha! man banter
george the barber, is anyone in your family dead? “my grandfather”
godd+mnit george!
i’m talking about your immediate family “yeah, my dad died”
my dad’s dead too (his dad dead too)
sorry for the heavy sh+t
both of our dad dead (both of your dad dead)
we got dead dads, we’re bonding

[chorus]
lock in
hey, george the barber with the dead dad
my dad dead too
i don’t wanna be rude, but maybe ask me a question too
“oh, what do you do?” i’m a musician
ooh, but i’m more than that, george
ooh, that’s only half the facts, george
you wanna get to know me, george?

[outro]
i’m a musical comedian
i got started in covid
cut the small talk, big+boy
shorter on the back, george

- tom cardy lyrics

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