tom cardy - monster truck (don't touch my) lyrics
daniel! michael’s here for you sleepover
please play nice
you can touch my lego
you can touch my pokémon cards
you can watch ninjago
or play with thor of asgard
you can touch my fidget spinners
my dad bought me eighteen
you can play with anything
but please don’t touch my
monster truck
you can play my fortnite
i know that you love fortnite
you can touch my bike or my kite
or my spiderman light
you can put your hand on my slap bass (slap bass)
but if you touch my monster truck
i’ll stab you in the face (b+tch)
you can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom
you can go and smell all the things in my sisters bedroom
you touch my tonka truck?
i couldn’t give a f+ck!
what’s the one thing i said?
don’t touch my monster truck
if you touch my monster truck
i’ll f+cking bite you on your arm
and then my mumma gonna call your mumma and say
“take your dumbass kid back home”
and i know for a fact you
got no dungaroos
you got not fruit rollups in that
two bedroom apartment
all you got is a marriage on the rocks
and the feeling that you f+cked up by
touching my monster truck
feeling that you f+cked up by
touching my monster truck
feeling that you f+cked up by
touching my monster truck
if you tell anyone at school
that i cried when you
t+t+touched my monster truck
i’ll tell everyone at school that you
got no tv at your house and you shat yourself (shat yourself)
my dad could beat up your dad
my dad is john cena
i’m allowed to drink coke
you got a weird weiner
my mum says that you dad is a cuck
but i don’t know that word
but i know another word, it’s
monster truck (monster truck)
monster truck (monster truck)
monster truck (monster truck)
monster truck (monster truck)
don’t you touch my
i am a little sh+t
the kind of kid that you’d like to hit
but you cannot, ’cause hittin’ kids is wrong
so you settle for watching me get
hit by my mum in a
(supermarket) crowded supermarket
(a crowded supermarket) a crowded supermarket
you take an opportunity while i’m stuck
to kick the sh+t out of my monster truck
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