
tom jones and harvey schmidt - plant a radish lyrics
[hucklebee] (spoken)
how’s your garden?
[bellomy] (spoken)
growing!
[hucklebee] (spoken)
mine, too
[bellomy] (spoken)
so dependable
gardens go on growing
[hucklebee] (spoken)
yes, indeed, they do
[bellomy] (spoken)
i tell you, i love vegetables
[hucklebee] (spoken)
it’s true. i love them, too
(they shake hands and sing.)
[bellomy] (sung)
plant a radish
get a radish
never any doubt
that’s why i love vegetables;
you know what you’re about!
[hucklebee]
plant a turnip
get a turnip
maybe you’ll get two
that’s why i love vegetables;
you know that they’ll come through!
[bellomy]
they’re dependable!
[hucklebee]
they’re befriend+able!
[both]
they’re the best pal a parent’s ever known!
[bellomy]
while with children
[hucklebee]
it’s bewilderin’
[both]
you don’t know until the seed is nearly grown
[bellomy]
just what you’ve sown
[both]
so
plant a carrot
get a carrot
[hucklebee]
not a brussel sprout
[both]
that’s why i love vegetables
you know what you’re about!
[bellomy]
life is merry
[hucklebee]
if it’s very
[both]
vegetarian!
a man who plants a garden
is a very happy man!
(this second chorus they sing like a vaudeville team complete with little dance steps.)
[hucklebee]
plant a beanstalk
get a beanstalk
just the same as jack
then if you don’t like it
you can always take it back!
[bellomy]
but if your issue
doesn’t kiss you
then i wish you luck
for once you’ve planted children
you’re absolutely stuck!
[both]
every turnip green!
every kidney bean!
every plant grows according to the plot!
[hucklebee]
while with progeny
[bellomy]
it’s hodge+podgenee
[both]
for as soon as you think you know what kind you’ve got
[bellomy]
it’s what they’re not!
[both]
so
plant a cabbage
get a cabbage
[hucklebee]
not a sauerkraut!
[both]
that’s why i love vegetables
you know what you’re about!
life is merry
if it’s very
vegetarian
a man who plants a garden
is a very happy man!
[hucklebee]
a vegetari+
[bellomy]
very merry
[both]
vegetarian!
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