tom lehrer - s-n (snore, sniff, and sneeze) lyrics
like a rooster loves a hen
like a lion loves his den
like barbie loves ken
i love to do things that begin with s-n
for example . .
i love to sneeze – (a-choo)
pardon me please – (a-choo)
i like to sniffle
it really feels nice
one handkerchief’ll
just never suffice
but brother watch out for the breeze
when i sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)
i love to sniff – (sniff)
just take a whiff – (sniff)
i also like snarling
it feels good to me
snarling is darling
i’m sure you’ll agree
but i’m even happier if
i can sniff, – (sniff)
and sneeze – (a-choo)
i love to snore – (snore)
it’s more like a roar – (snore)
i like to snooze
i like resting my head
i take off my shoes
and i snuggle in bed
sometjimes i just lie on the floor
and snore, – (snore)
and sniff, – (sniff)
and sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)
sometimes i just like to snicker, “tee-hee”
or snub any sn0b who is snotty to me
and whenever i have a few moments to spend
i can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend!
but much more than any of these
i love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore)
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