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tom macdonald - everybody needs me lyrics

[verse 1]
i think the world’s gone braindead, since when did everybody identify as they/them?
cut off all their p+n+s’s and trade them for some fake br++sts

i just think it’s weird that the world’s so offended

they wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic, and they really wanna win so they riggin’ the elections
everybody’s offended by everything, every second and any time that
i get aggressively threatened by kids with 17 genders, who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson

[pre+chorus]
born in canada
moved to the usa,

[chorus]
all of my blacks, all of my whites
if you on the left, if you on the right
if you got a weenie and/or vageenie
they/them, he/she
everybody needs me
all of my straights, all of my g+ys
all of my bis who swing both ways
if you got a weenie, ta+tas, and peepees
they/them, he/she
everybody needs ne
[post+chorus]
won de doctor (won de doctor)
tell him save me ’mon (tell him save me ‘mon)
me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
he a chi chi ’mon (he a chi chi ‘mon)
(‘mon, ‘mon)

[verse 2]
i think the world’s gone mad

it’s weird, take a look at your history,
look what happened when you freed britney

everybody’s so triggered that i just keep gettin’ bigger

i don’t wanna be n0body other than me
i wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breath
hollywood is a joke, and i’m exposin’ the creeps
like ellen page and a man if she’s squattin’ to pee

[pre+chorus]
born in canada
moved to the usa, where you’re probably a racist if you’re not g+y (hiyah)
[chorus]
all of my blacks, all of my whites
if you on the left, if you on the right
if you got a weenie and/or vageenie
they/them, he/she
everybody needs me
all of my straights, all of my g+ys
all of my bis who swing both ways
if you got a weenie, ta+tas, and peepees
they/them, he/she
everybody needs ne

[bridge]

my pr+nouns are the ones you didn’t use so now i’m mad

[chorus]
all of my blacks, all of my whites
if you on the left, if you on the right
if you got a weenie and/or vageenie
they/them, he/she
everybody needs me
all of my straights, all of my g+ys
all of my bis who swing both ways
if you got a weenie, ta+tas, and peepees
they/them, he/she
everybody needs ne
[post+chorus]
won de doctor (won de doctor)
tell him save me ‘mon (tell him save me ‘mon)
me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
he a chi chi ‘mon (he a chi chi ‘mon)
(‘mon, ‘mon)

- tom macdonald lyrics

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