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tomkindafails - munchin lyrics

[intro]
just ate a biscuit
it was a bourbon
it was actually a really good biscuit i actually liked it

tom coming in
boom!

[verse 1]
just did your mum and the sheets are sticky
that’s not a burn mark that’s just her hickey
i met up with a guy named ricky
(yeah i like+ i like ricky)

i am a guy and my name is bim
i am not cis i do not use he/him
all the hoes i’m doing and leaving
lost one gf and yet i’m not greiving
im getting snaps, nudes i am recieiving
if god gave me b+tches then i’d start believing

this rap is lukewarm and the ryhmes are subpar
what does subpar mean
the protagonist of kung fu panda is po
regular show (woaaaaaaah)
[verse 2]
this rap isn’t funny
no i’m not laughing
i switched up my stream choice and now i’m not crafting
im a step ahead
i learn from what scars
‘you wanna know how i got these bars?’
i’m the heavy your mums the medic
these veins aren’t pulmonary they’re cryogenic
looking sus, hoes among me
i stung your mother like i am barry b

[bridge]
sometimes when it gets really cold at night curl up and think about all the reasons i hate myself

buddies dad is called papa elf

[verse 3]
i have one gun and its yellow
idk why i wrote that line
call me moses how i parted the pee sea
the americans dumped out all of my tea
there’s this mace that’s categorically a flail
i met up with another guy called dale
(yeah i love dale, dales a good guy, i love dale, shoutout dale)
so his names tom right, but he doesn’t always fail
[bridge]
yeah that was the joke
im waiting for the+ im waiting for the beat drop to happen
idk when its happening but its gonna happen sometime soon
oh right about now

[verse 4]
sometimes my ass gets real sweaty
my swamp ass goes hard, not as hard as jesseeee
(who’s jesse? do i even know a jesse??)
yeah. i do. breaking bad
(thanks tom!)

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