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tommylife - santa wigle (merry christmas bitch) lyrics

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{intro}
so i am going to teach you how to make
norwegian christmas cakes (lusekatter)

[verse 1]
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
i’m gonna make you my favorite dish
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
are you sure you can handle this?
first, you need some flour
not flower, but flour (yes)
then, you add some b-tter
delicious, b-tter
then you need some water
and in norway, we take it from the spring
’cause norway is the richest country in the world (bling bling)

[chorus]
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
i’m gonna make you my favorite dish
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
are you sure you can handle this?
(ho ho)
oh, hey, hey, hey
everybody loves some christmas cake
(ho ho)
oh, so merry christmas b-tch
now do the santa wiggle
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)

[verse 2]
when the dough is nice and firm
it’s time to make it big like a girl
put the blanker over it
peekaboo! (ha ha ha)
peekaboo! (ha ha ha)
now you wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
and you wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
and you wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
don’t hate
don’t hate

[chorus]
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
i’m gonna make you my favorite dish
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
are you sure you can handle this?
(ho ho)
oh, hey, hey, hey
everybody loves some christmas cake
(ho ho)
oh, so merry christmas b-tch
now do the santa wiggle
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)

[verse 3]
now when the dough is nice and finished
we roll it out like a [?] (all right)
then we [?] it all together (yeah)
and dashel it with roses (eww)
and then you put it in the oven (oven)
on 200 degrees
i’m sorry cardi b
but you will never be me

[chorus]
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
i’m gonna make you my favorite dish
(ho ho)
merry christmas, b-tch
are you sure you can handle this?
(ho ho)
oh, hey, hey, hey
everybody loves some christmas cake
(ho ho)
oh, so merry christmas b-tch
now do the santa wiggle
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle, santa wiggle)
(santa wiggle, santa wiggle)
what if it was yew?

[outro]
the luseketts is finished!
or, as we say in norwegians
[?]

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