too short - invasion of the flat booty bitches lyrics
t-tle: invasion of the flat booty b-tches
[too short]
baby, check this out
yea you
i wanna ask you a question
where is yo -ss?
babby, what happened?
a n-gg- like me i know what’s up
i want a nasty b-tch with alotta b-tt
if i can’t find one anywhere
it turns my dreams to nightmares
baby right there ain’t got no -ss
but she’s ok if she’s got cash
b-tches, b-tches, b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
i’ll tell you ’bout a day that i had
seen nothin but b-tches with no -ss
i woke up early feelin shabby
got juiced up with a big fat cabby
’cause every morning you know i have
a big fat cabby and a nice hot bath
just soakin, smokin, sir too short
thinkin about the day before
thirty minutes after i woke out
i pulled a freak and took her to the house
she was eleve young, with alotta b-tt
she sucked my d-ck and then we f-cked
that good tight p-ssy, i wouldn’t p-ss
a light-skinned freak with so much -ss
at 1 p.m. i was f-ckin away
i wanna do the same thing again today
i want b-tches, b-tches, and more b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
the day my story made itself
every b-tch i saw was flat as h-ll
i told myself i must need gl-sses
where’s them b-tches with the big brown -sses
me and my group just wanna be tough
freak two b-tches then switch ’em up
it was 3: 35, the strip was lit
every two blocks i seen a b-tch
but that ain’t nuthin but a cat
none of them b-tch didn’t have no -ss
wait on the bus, some was walkin
me and my homie just started talkin
i said, oh, she looks good
he said that -ss is flat as wood
i said what about vicky in the black
he said, short, she’s all that
b-tches, b-tches, b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
the invasion was on.
every single day of the week
for every n-gg- livin there’s a freak
if you’ve got game and a bed
why not get f-cked and get some head
’cause b-tches all over wanna get worked
i just need one with alotta turf
me and my homie, rollin and smokin
flat booty b-tches took over oakland
i told my homie, i hate to say
all the b-tches with booties stayed home today
and he said short, what now?
put the pedal to the metal and hit the b-town
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i thought them b-tches out there was fine
but the invasion was on and it f-cked my mind
b-tches, b-tches, b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
we hit the b-town like oakland flares
i knew it, b-tches was everywhere
the first one had t-ts so fat
but that don’t work, her -ss was flat
the second b-tch was flat too
i capped on her like a motherf-ckin fool
i said be-atch, i know i’m cappin
where’s your -ss, baby what happened
she turned around and capped on me
she said, f-ck you n-gg-, where’s your teeth
i d-mn near fell jumpin out the car
but i slapped that b-tch, and slapped her hard
my homie said short we gots to cut
but i was kickin that b-tch and her big flat b-tt
i kicked her -ss, got in the ride
looked at the b-tch and said bye bye
b-tches, b-tches, b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
the invasion was on.
we parked the car and took a walk
i saw another b-tch and i had to talk
i said baby, baby, baby come here
yea you baby with your long long hair
baby came over from across the street
she was standin on the corner just talkin to me
i was spittin the game but i talked to fast
’cause i didn’t even notice that big flat -ss
sh-t, and i was ready to go
we was rollin back to the o
i told that b-tch i changed my mind
she looked at me and she said why?
i said i’m sir too short, the oakland player
i’m not one of them n-gg-s who don’t care
it’s no thang to do my duty
but not with you and yo flat booty
flat ain’t the date superstar
i could see if you was white, but your black as tar
b-tches, b-tches, b-tches
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
in the berkeley temp, what did we find?
freak after freak with no behind
one long day, i never got in
i’m glad that sh-t never happened again
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
d-mn, i must be dreamin
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
wake me up ‘fore i start screamin
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
what’s this world comin to?
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
where’s your -ss, what happened to you?
invasion of the flat booty b-tches
the invasion is on…
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