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toothpick tommy - 2014 cypher lyrics

stop, collaborate and listen
i’ll let you know what most of you have been missing
see i’m vanilla spice, i’m a little nice
yeah right, about half as nice as pubic lice
i spit sh-t like a mother f-cking polar bear
i’ll help your girl, i’ll even f-cking hold her hair
while she’s puking all over the bathroom
“it’s okay girl, gotta get rid of that pabst blue”
take her out for fast food, oh it’s time to mack soon
gonna make her -ss look like a f-cking baboons
i’m a f-cking mad dude, don’t believe in taboo
even if her panties look like a plate of ragu
call me fred flintstone, yelling “yabadabadoo!!”
cause my cashews are in her hair like shampoo
ohhhh… i’m so nasty and grimy
you know i always got bad b-tches behind me…
l!cking my -ss while i’m l!cking my stash, starting to laugh
cause i’m p-ssing gas while this d-mn b-tch is l!cking my -ss
i’m p-ssed off like a lonely h-rny t-rex
unimpressed, stressed and desperate for s-x
home alone and i drop my own soap in the shower
i’d be down to f-ck the pink ranger of power
i haven’t been on my game in quite some time
that’s why i’m spitting these right dumb rhymes
open my cloak to those who get choked at these jokes
get separated like yolk or choke on a rope
will people get offended by this?? i know a few will
but if i can’t make you laugh or smile maybe my p-b-s will

- toothpick tommy lyrics

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