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toxic lipstick - totally 2 years ago lyrics

i was hanging at the mall and i saw this girl
the outfit she was wearing
made me want to hurl
it was pink and yellow
with a splash of blue
yeah that look was hot in 2002..

so i turned and i said
“what is going on?”
“your from an era that is really gone”
the shoes on your feet
make your legs look fat
get off the acid cause you’re totally wack

now i’m not a bitch but i have to say
that the clothes she was wearing
was so yesterday
all she had to do was open a mag
to a boy looking like a total slag
this seasons look is black on grey
with tasteful clothing for sophisticated play

next seasons fashion made it so last week
but the style she was pushing
would never be chic
it was totally two years ago
totally two years ago
everything i’ve ever known
is totally two years ago

whatever, whatever
everything i’ve ever known
was totally two years ago
the other day when i woke
and went downstairs

i got a box of muesli and a lot of stares
“oh no” i thought is muesli really dated?
from now on this box and me
are like so not related
so i sat and thought
“hmm what should i do?”
“maybe i should go and eat my poo”

so i got out a bowl and did a big shit
and i added milk and sugar and i tried a bit
the taste was harsh but not unpleasant
it tasted like corn and uncooked pheasant

i started getting sick and my breath really stunk
but i didn’t care cause i looked like a punk
other people all the time
tell me what to do but they said
“it was cool yeah i’d eat your poo”
if they do it on the catwalks
than i did it first
i even fucked brittney before fred durst
but hip hop metal is kinda for dags
now i’m into funky dub ska hip+bag
actually i’m over that, now i fuck cows
cause beastiality is totally now

it’s not totally two years ago
totally two years ago
everything i’ve ever known
is totally two years ago
whatever, whatever
everything i’ve ever known
is totally two years ago

yesterday i went out for a walk
when this snotty little kid
stopped and wanted to talk
he said “please can you help? my mom is dead”
his crying was last season
so i cut off his head

i took it home and put it on my shiny new porch
and i lit it up with my carebears torch
i do this kinda shit cause i’m really hardcore
but living on the edge is such a bore

the other day i was home i was watching tv
oh hang on as if it was watching me
i was bored so i thought maybe i should die
i mean sure i’m alive, but i don’t know why
i thought maybe i could slit my wrists open wide
but i didn’t wanna move i was kinda tired

thank god i decided to just stay put
cause by next ad+break death was so not look
it’s was totally two years ago
totally two years ago
everything i’ve ever known
is totally two years ago
whatever, whatever
everything i’ve ever known
is totally two years ago

- toxic lipstick lyrics

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