toy dolls - dez the demon decorator lyrics
brighten up you home, it said in the advert
all your decorating done by an expert
how the h-ll was i to know he’s such a dirty sod
i wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller
there’s paint on the chairs & the dogs a different colour
i’m the only bloke i know that does have a day-glo scullery…
[chorus:]
dez the demon…never coming back, he’s never coming back ooeee
dez the demon…never get a cheque, he’ll never get a cheque from me
dez the demon decorator
he split a tin o’gloss coz he’s a clumsy swine
“i’ll paint the carpet pink, i’ve got no turpentine”
pink footprints everywhere reminding me
the neighbours came for tea & they began to frown
the wallpaper was c-ck-eyed, flowers upside down
what the flippen ‘ecks that decorating clown done now…
[chorus…. guitar bit]
dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye-sore
b-mps & lumps in the wallpaper, paint splashed on the floor
i won’t be calling dez the demon, won’t be calling dez the demon
i won’t be calling dez the demon decorator anymore…
[chorus]
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