toy dolls - my wife's a psychopath! lyrics
i couldn’t wait for my blind date, i did not sleep that night
could i catch the perfect match, would she be mrs right!?
a quiet l-ss so middle cl-ss, dignified, meek & mild?
i faced the wrath of a psychopath & a woman that went wild
before too long it all went wrong, she wern’t the one for me
but i was trapped when i got slapped by a raving loony
she got mean, she caused a scene, i said “you’re not my type”
but i gave in, how could i win? as she threw another swipe…ferocoiusly
[chorus:]
my wife’s a psychopath. throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
my wife’s a psychopath.aooeee
my wife’s a psychopath.always on the warpath
after me, mentally deranged!
i’m black & blue, i said “we’re through” i’m cuts n’scr-pes n’scars
she clenched her fist, i ducked, she missed, so i kicked her up the -rs-!
she yelled & squealed as i revealed i had learnt some self defence
i smashed her face in, just incase, coz i hate violence…it’s not for me
my wife’s an psychopath…[guitar bit]
psycho…psycho…she’s a bleedin’ psycho…
[fade]
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