a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

trashdog - america's funniest home videos theme song lyrics

it’s labor day, a holiday
no school, no rules
my friends are here, and my family
we’re having such a ball

everybody was having some fun but then they looked my way when i started to run
because i tried to get to the swimming pool quick but then i cut a fart when i started to slip
and then i tried to balance and blew out my speedos and then i tumbled head first right into the cheetos
while my loving parents just stood by and laughed and hit record

on hi+8 tape, shipped out flat+rate
what’s that you say? the telephone
it’s abc, and they asked for me
we’re going to la

they all laugh when i fall on my head but i am just a kid and i’m tryin’ my best
it kinda makes me sad that they’re laughing at me but then i’ve gotta clap when i’m on the tv
when all the flashing lights started point at me and i can see my family startin’ to scream
that’s when the host comes out with a novelty check and i’m like “what”

whats that you say? we’re gettin’ paid
guess that’s okay, more than okay
i could fall down again, i could trip, i could slip
and tumble every day

makin’ millions of dollars a year now that my fallin’ down has become a career
i don’t know how i came to be truly revered or when my drug addiction became so severe
but now i’m all strung out and i’m broke in la and beggin’ people just so i can get paid
but then the paparazzi are following me, they called up tmz with some gutting exposures
after rehab i wrote up a book but now everybody just thinks i’m a crook
when i was just a kid who was tryin’ his best, my god i’m
just a kid and i’m tryin’ my best, oh god i’m
just a kid and i’m tryin’ my best, oh god i’m
la la la la la la la la, whoop

- trashdog lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS