tricky mac & benny t - christmas shopping lyrics
[hook]
i’m christmas shopping
you don’t wanna see me get the nerf gun that i got for my cousin poppin’, (pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!)
coz bodies be droppin’, all the presents i’m coppin’
i’ve gotta provide for my fam and my team
i just got my dad the greatest hits cd by queen, (somebody to love)
i’m christmas shopping
you don’t wanna see me get the nerf gun that i got for my cousin poppin’, (pop!)
coz bodies be droppin’, all the presents i’m coppin’
i’ve gotta provide for my fam and my team, (yee)
i just got my bro all seasons of two and a half men, starring charlie sheen (what a f-cken great show)
[verse one]
uh-oh, watch out if you see me at shoppo, (f-ck off)
i will send you to the emergency for an oppo, (you wanna get shanked?)
if you take my parking spot and i swear c-nt i’ll shatter your hip, (you wanna die?)
trust me you do not wanna spend christmas eve hooked up to an iv drip
let me get my presents so i don’t need to take yours, (dog)
i promised my other cousin i get him a skateboard
only one left in the store i’m down to tussle
i will campbell brown a motherf-cker hustle and the bustle, (while you’re not lookin’)
i seen this one kid testing a skateboard in the aisles, (oi!)
i said “get the f-ck up off it cunny”, he just looked and smiled, (whatchu lookin’ at?!)
i said “don’t think i won’t bash you just because you are a child”, (you wanna go!?)
lets say i’m the reason that k-mart has got the bloodstained tiles
i won’t wait til boxing day to get the gloves on, (ding ding motherf-cker)
the only present that i want’s a f-cking punch on, (let’s go motherf-cker)
right left who’s next for the left right goodnight
i was next on self serve, f-ck off or we will fight! (yeah)
[hook]
i’m christmas shopping
you don’t wanna see me get the nerf gun that i got for my cousin poppin’, (pop! pop! pop!)
coz bodies be droppin’, all the presents i’m coppin’
i’ve gotta provide for my fam and my team
i just got my dad the greatest hits cd by queen (we will rock you)
i’m christmas shopping
you don’t wanna see me get the nerf gun that i got for my cousin poppin’
coz bodies be droppin’, all the presents i’m coppin’
i’ve gotta provide for my fam and my team, (like a real man)
i just got my bro all seasons of two and a half men, starring charlie sheen (and the fat kid)
[verse two]
mum says she wants a new toaster, or a four poster
something for lamb and slow cooker or a roaster
mum you’ve already got me, i’m a cooker that’s slow
and i walk around the room in slow-mo
she said “ha! that’s a good joke, but oi now nah don’t be dog” (woof)
and pointed at the most expensive one in the harvey norman catalogue, (you’re kidding right?)
f-ck mum, i was hoping you wanted something cheap
i can’t afford that – even though i spend 80 bucks on a q a week
so when it gets to christmas day i know that mum’s gonna be p-ssed
when i rock up empty handed saying her present’s a kiss, (so thoughtful mum)
especially when she gets me everything on my list, (thanks)
but guess what mum, this is karma coz you’re such a f-cken b-tch (ya c-nt!)
but i’ll still represent for the rest of my fam, (respect)
i hope my pregnant 16 year old cousin appreciates the pram, (respect)
i hope my shardy second cousin appreciates the gram, (get off the pipe c-nt)
i’m just keen for the lunch and the christmas ham
[hook]
i’m christmas shopping…
poppin’, coz bodies be droppin’
coz bodies be droppin’, all the presents i’m coppin’
i’ve gotta provide for my fam and my team
i just got my dad the greatest hits cd by queen, ya motherf-cker
christmas shopping
you don’t wanna see me get the nerf gun that i got for my cousin poppin’
coz bodies be droppin’, (yeah) all the presents i’m coppin’, (yeah)
i’ve gotta provide for my fam and my team
i just got my bro all seasons of two and a half men, starring charlie sheen you motherf-ckers
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