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triplestabber - skyblock vs nuzlocke - rap battle lyrics

[verse 1: skyblock (simplyrazzy)]
login sp+wned in an island with a single tree
my ruleset’s a simple read, while yours is a fickle sheet
i’m a true challenge, you put people in a slight pickle
a block in the sky, that’s why i’m on “high+pixel”
survivors striking stone to shape a shack where they can settle at
how can you be better than me? you follow level caps
when i say i’m grinding, it’s the cobblestone i’m mining at
while you run in circles brushing through the same two tiles of grass
daytime, building a home dotted with oak logs
night comes, i’ve seen more gross monsters in oak’s logs
your whole pocket of critters get their body chopped
get a shoddy coffin as a gift from me. yeah, i’ll have your party boxed
[verse 2: nuzlocke (birdjormungandr)]
you’re my first encounter, but i don’t want to catch you
i see nothing in you, you come with a bland view
what i seek is good abilities and stats with a great nature
and you lack that, a single tree over a gray acre
decked with stone tools, you can’t even stoop to bronze
you’re getting slashed from both sides; duplicate claws
at least when players reset my run, it’s ’cause their fella fainted
players reset you ’cause they f+cked up making a generator
the only held item i need is the microphone
your inventory is full of wooden planks and some island stones
it’s a battle to the death, and i’m not letting up
i’ll make you an hm slave, ’cause you’re getting cut

[verse 3: skyblock (simplyrazzy)]
my sk!lls exceed yours, this match doesn’t seem to be fair
i’d lend a hand, but you turned off the experience share
when i strike down all the rhymes that you will write down
you will have to bury your lines, now that’s a “white out”
started as a comic meme, combination john and ‘leaf
and the trend caught on because the base game wasn’t hard to beat
now you’re filler content beamed by youtubers who constantly
churn you for a dollar, reaping, waiting the next drop to leave

[verse 4: nuzlocke (birdjormungandr)]
what sk!lls do you speak of when you’re made by the noobcrew?
a shovel can defeat you, let you fall into the cool blue
at least when my team dies, they’re put in a better box
you’re reviving the undead to put ’em back in dead+end jobs
i’m played on every generation while your setting’s old
the shiny clause must be in effect, because i’m getting gold
you’re fodder for toddlers, i beat the ass of the elite and champ
and i k!lled the beat too, why else would i release this track?

- triplestabber lyrics

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