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troldhaugen - i ordered a taxi driver not a taxidermy lyrics

i ordered a taxi driver not a taxidermy

hey there guy i need a ride
what’s your address?
i’m just outside
what’s your build and what’s your size?
huh?

wah! are you out of your mind?
my brains on fire i can’t unwind
pants on the floor when i take my stride
i’m like woo ha, woo ha, biddly bup! wow!
urban wonderland
my mind is ticking over time
oh no!
mind if we take 5? i think i’m gonna
+blegh+

don’t be alarmed
just lost my head
i really took a gamble
but it’s taken me instead
this never should have happened
been done a thousand times
i used to hail a taxi
now my hide is on the line, i swеar that…
i ordered a taxi driver not a taxidermy

aw jeez, pick up the speed
hitting the top gear causе it’s time to leave
time tick tockin’ while we rocking’ on down
a couple odd fellows, unconventional clowns
needles n’threads (oh my)
lacquer n’dead things! when’s it gonna end!?
going out for a break, man it’s only 12:30
i really need a coffee not a dang taxidermy

oh no, what a shame to make such a mistake (oh no, this can’t be happening to me)
who in their right mind would fill somebody’s body parts full of, full of stuffing, y’know? (nailed to a wall for all to see)

oh, oh no! (oh what a shame to lose my groove)
somebody help me please! (just tried to scoot but now i can’t move)
what? what! sir, would you please stand still?

i ordered a taxi driver not a taxidermy
you did not order a taxi driver, you definitely ordered a taxidermy
why would i order a taxidermy instead of a taxi
(?)
uh, you have a right (?) wrong number

alright you beautiful specimens you should
all be on display. i want to see you, with all of you beauty
i want to see you stuffed and preserved so i can enjoy you all while
you stand there doing absolutely nothing at all
ow! don’t be alarmed
just lost my head
i really took a gamble
but it’s taken me instead
this never should have happened
been done a thousand times
i used to hail a taxi
now my hide is on the

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