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tub of pizza - jorge's quinceañera lyrics

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trot into the quinceanera
gonna have some fun today
my friend jorge’s turning 15
i heard they’re serving chick+fil+a

jorge’s been my friend for years
together we always pray
but there’s one thing i’m scared to tell him
one thing i don’t have courage to say

chorus
i’ve got a crush on jorge’s mom!
i look at her when he’s away
i have a crush on his mom
if he discovers then i’ll pass away

i walk up to his family
greet them with a simple “hey”
but trouble begins to start
when his mother looks my way

we strike up a conversation
about the events for today
she wants me to sing a song
and to see her before i go away

chorus
i’ve got a crush on jorge’s mom!
i look at her when he’s away
i have a crush on his mom
if he discovers then i’ll pass away

i get up to the front and i sing
jorge yelled “man that was great!”
his mom clapped the hardest
she got up and she yelled hooray!

then she pulled me outside
and told me she wants to repay
she presses her lips against mine
right there in the archway

chorus
i’ve got a crush on jorge’s mom!
i look at her when he’s away
i have a crush on his mom
if he discovers then i’ll pass away

jorge walks outside and sees
he drops to the ground his sorbet
he runs inside and goes to hide
but in his hand he grabs a blade

the knife goes through my skin
and the police have made their way
jorge’s mom is arrested
then she gets cuffed by the cia

jorge!!

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