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tuberculosis twins - merry bitchmas lyrics

[intro: lil’ tizm]
let’s f+ckin’ do this
feel like i could take a f+ckin’ six+hour nap right now

[verse: lil’ tizm]
i rub my jingle b+lls across yo’ momma’s head
i nut all on the walls and all over the bed
she said my d+ck too tall, so we use the strap instead
put my meat in the batter and bake banana bread
i had two shots of cider bourbon, it was real good
feel like d+ck cheney, i won’t go to the hood
i don’t like seeing crimes because i am a sniatch
feeling like elon musk, ’cause i’m rich biatch
when i go to panda, i get it bigger
i be eating on poo, like my name is tigger
i’m eating her p+ssy with renеwed vigor
i like my girls like my coffee
n+gga
i’m swinging hard, likе i’m tiger woods
call me a bear, ’cause i’m always in the woods
smoking a blunt, finna light up a woods
chopping down a tree, ’cause i am in the woods

[chorus: mc lunshabul & lil’ tizm]
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
[break: mc lunshabul]
y’all be afraid to moan in your girl’s ear
i be in that p+ssy like, ooh

[verse: mc lunshabul]
i just laced my blunt up with some pcp
i just snorted your entire salary
i’ma stab a pregnant b+tch down on rosecrans
then i’ma put her in a soup like some celery
feel like christmas, all this snow in my nose
soon as santa jump in, i’ll beat that hoe with my bros
feel like bubbie, how he blowing my holes
i put diamonds on my ass, and i turn ’em to coal
grippin’ b+lls like i’m dookie betts
i be building wealth, generational cigarettes
when i see your dog, i’ma give that b+tch a pet
i just ate jack in the box, assh0l+ feeling real wet
i hope santa slide down my +n+s
so i can grow t++th and rip off his panis
i’ma post a tape on the hub and get real famous
i be howlin’ on the meat, like my name is remus

[chorus: mc lunshabul & lil’ tizm]
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
merry b+tchmas, merry b+tchmas
[outro]
what is 5 times 2?
12
okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete r+t+rd
i think i know the answer, mr. garrison
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
shut up, fat boy
hey, don’t call me fat, you f+cking jew

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