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tuberculosis twins - rudolph the redneck reindeer lyrics

[intro: mc lunshabul]
shout out blake’s hard cider
we no longer drinkin’ p+ss, we drinkin’ caramel apple
eugh

[verse: mc lunshabul]
he got bulldog face, he looking like lil baby
he look like carly rae, i might call him maybe
leprechaun in the hood, he built like ice spice
he begging me for the pain, boy you are not nice
ninki minjaj, this dude a b+tch+itch
put my meat in his buns, like it’s which wich
he post the tape on twitter, he a big snitch
he got 12 inches in his back, like he sl!ck rick

[break]
okay, let’s get the presents under the tree
alright, you have them?
i thought you had them
oh for the love of god, they’re still in the sleigh

[verse: lil’ tizm]
asking santa for some diamonds, i got that ice
he’ll give me what i want, ’cause i’m naughty, not nice
i can’t see out my eyes, i’m like those little mice
i got a grip on me, yeah that sh+t is vice
bring out the vhs, time for a taping
when she bend it over, that sh+t is gaping
bill cosby, ’cause you know i like lacing
grippin’ on your sausage like i am a casing
[break]
how the h+ll are we gonna get back inside?
alright, find a rock

[verse: mc lunshabul]
big d+ck randy, i’ma pull up to your playground
i need me a b+tch who can’t see, i’ll go to k+town
i be nuttin’ swimming pools, you gon’ have to sleigh down
he must have an extra chromosome, he always down
pheromone cologne, i got ants on my b+lls
i’ma pull up to your home and start decking the halls
i mean d+ck in the halls, no d+ck in the walls
i’ve been slurping on his meat so much i can’t even talk

[break]
it’s kind of a funny story
oh cr+p
quick stewie, get the bat
mommy

[verse: lil’ tizm]
acting like a felon, you know i’ll be imprisoned in
a big jail, that kind they k!ll infants in
they got me wiretapped, ’cause they wanna listen in
i save n+ggas, just like i am the crimson chin
when i suck on his meat it’ll start bleeding
i’ll say, “oh sh+t, why is your d+ck bleeding?”
he’ll say, “holy sh+t, my d+ck is f+cking bleeding”
we go to the er because his d+ck is bleeding
[break: lil’ tizm & mc lunshabul]
now speaking of f+cking diamonds, he didn’t give me any f+cking diamonds
that n+gga gave me coal, i’ma go to his f+cking house
i’ma k!ll his f+cking elves, i’ma f+ck his wife
i’ma burn that f+cking house down
f+ck that n+gga, truly
santa a b+tch
he a fraud
i drink, i smoke, i f+ck b+tches
i would be on the naughty list
so why, why am i getting gifts?
why i got a bad b+tch?
shout out my wife

[outro]
oh my god, we’re in the wrong house

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