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turbo-laser - 2 stoopid 4 luv lyrics

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i first fell in love when i was 19
a pretty blonde girl called pamela green
she worked in the shoe shop next to boots
i met her after work and we went to the woods

we started kissing and it was really nice
and then she unzipped my flies
i thought i’d get away with a sneaky fart
but i sh+t my pants, and she dumped me
broke my heart

too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stupid for lovе
my lack of intellect makes mе impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stoopid

i went to a party at the football club
two pound a pint, couldn’t get enough!
i was stood at the bar when i saw mich+lle
she looked s+xy
and i’ve heard she was single as well
i was drinking double shots of sambuca
and that’s about the last thing i remember
they told me i was such a drunken mess
i did a wee
in front of mich+lle. and all her friends
f+ck
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stoopid

just want to hear a girl say i love you
but i’m hampered by a low iq
i’ve got so much love to give
but i remain unrequited on account of being a total f+cking div

(crying)

too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stoopid

- turbo laser lyrics

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